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Highway To Heaven It Is Not…

I really wanted to like this toy. I've been eyeing it for about six months now and couldn't wait to give it a try, and even though I did enjoy it to a certain extent, it is nowhere near being as good as I thought it would be...
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Pros
Concept… brilliant.
Cons
Delivery… not so much.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
For starters, you can't really feel the beads. They're moving, and capable of moving quite fast, but they aren't close enough to the "skin" to be felt as much as you might think they would. The design of those beads is the primary reason why most individuals will buy this toy and as a result be disappointed just like I was after trying it out. You know something is going on down there when you turn them on, but it's not a very noticeable sensation. In fact, when it comes to stroking or thrusting, the Up/Down Play Around Anal Plug does a better job, to be honest.

The next concern I had was the fact that it is VERY hard, and not necessarily in a good way. There is no give to this toy whatsoever, and considering its large size, this is going to be a problem for some individuals. I couldn't even use this toy vaginally it was so uncomfortable. I wound up using it anally several times and quickly found out that that was the only way I could enjoy it. But again, there is no flexibility to this toy, so it takes a lot longer to adjust and acclimate to the toy than I would like. And even though the smoothness of the shaft makes it possible for you to take it balls deep if you're experienced enough with larger dildos, you really can't go to town on it. You have to be very careful and move VERY slowly, otherwise it will hurt. This bugged me more about the toy than not being able to feel the conveyer belt of beads did. Even though I enjoy that little nip of pain now and then, sometimes I want to be able to get a little more enthusiastic than this toy will ever allow because you could hurt yourself with a toy this hard pretty darn fast if you weren't careful.

There are some positive aspects to this toy though… It has a pretty decent vibration strength, I like the ease of the control box, and it has a FANTASTIC base on it which comes in handy for mounting it. The color is interesting, there's not really an odor to it, and it's pretty easy to clean. It's heavy, but that's to be expected due to all the hardware running through it.

I won't lie… despite the issues with it that I've mentioned above, I have had some enjoyable orgasms with it. But to be honest, I think that would be the case for me with any dildo this size that also vibrates. But I didn't want just another large dildo that vibrated. I wanted one that did both AND had the stroking effect that those beads were supposed to create. And unfortunately, it didn't deliver that for me. That along with it being way too hard and having ZERO flexibility, it fell short of my expectations.

Here's hoping they come out with a better model that still has the same concept in another couple of years. I know I'd buy it!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Sexalicious K
    Too bad your experience was not as you had anticipated. This thing looks rather "Art Deco" at a glance.
  • Contributor: Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
    I'm a little confused.
    The control pack says "twister" and "vibration". How do the stroking beads relate to those control options? Does it not actually twist? Where does the vibration originate?
  • Contributor: Crystal_Rose
    Nope, it doesn't actually twist. The vibrations originate from the bullet in the head of the dildo, and the beads are actually like this conveyer belt that moves in a complete and continuing circle up or down the shaft, depending on which way you want them to go. There is a button on the control box that you can push to change the direction they go in.
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Wow, you're right those beads are the reason I would want this...glad you reviewed it and i don't have to waste money on it to find out. Good review!
  • Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Nice review! Big smile
  • Contributor: XXXXXXXXXXXXX
    Thank you for good review
  • Contributor: Jill Ingoff
    I was going to get this but after your review... I'll wait for a model that actually works!
  • Contributor: zandria
    Good review!
  • Contributor: married with children
    good review, sorry it did not work out like you had hoped
  • Contributor: link82
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Daniel & Brittany
    sweet review on this
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    Appreciate the details.
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    thanks nice review
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    Thanks for reviewing!
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