Remote control thong - strap-on vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by The scientist

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Holy robot underwear, Batman!

This item is not worth it. The noise absolutely kills its main purpose, and the near overheating makes me nervous!
Wide thong straps, loud
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I've always wanted a toy like this. I yearn to wear it in public, relinquishing the control of my pleasure to my partner while I giggle to myself about no one else knowing what's going on. The few products that I have tried have fallen woefully short of this dream. Ideally, this product would be stimulating and pleasurable, discreet and comfortable. This thong has a bullet that stimulates the general vaginal area.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Public
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Washable
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

This thong is a little intimidating. The material is very plastic feeling and the straps on the thong itself are quite wide. The large square battery pack featured prominently on the face of the thong doesn't help matters much. I think it's safe to say that it's visually unappealing.

Design / Shape / Size

Oh, man. I would really like to see a remote controlled thong with a battery pack you can slip into the pocket of your pants. I have to think that it would be more appealing than a giant battery box resting on your junk. These are not the most flattering pair of undies I own. When they say one size fits most, they aren't kidding. As a size 10, I suppose I'm on the heavier side of average, and these wide elastic straps cut through my hip fat like butter (super hot).
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

There are three levels of vibrations (low, medium, and high) controlled by a single button on the remote. The bullet sits low in the thong and stimulates the entire area powerfully! The remote isn't the highest quality so turning the thong off quickly is not easy. I would be wary of wearing it in public because of this.

My biggest grievance with this toy is the noise. I could never wear it out and about. Not even to an action movie. This thing is LOUD. It is powerful enough to get me off, but it screams and buzzes and rattles getting it done. Even the lowest setting would be detected by someone sitting next to you.

The bullet also gets rather warm during use. It felt pleasant to me at first but it got uncomfortably warm (bordering on hot) after a few minutes.
    • Not discreet at all
    • Not very discreet
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

All of the electronic components of this thong can be removed, and the exterior can be wiped clean with a damp cloth. You could hand wash the elastic straps also, just be careful not to submerge the patent leather in water.
Follow-up commentary
I have not touched this toy at all since my first experience. I have so many other toys in my arsenal that I can turn to, that this one is just taking up space in my toy chest. I just don't feel safe using it!
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  • The Curious Couple
    Very nice review, thanks!
  • That Man from Mars
    That lump in the front certainly looks odd. Thanks for the review.
  • The scientist
    thank you both! I had high hopes for this one....but alas.
  • Antipova
    Awesome review! An old lover picked this set up from a brick and mortar store, and we had pretty much the same experience. We had thought we would take it dancing or out to dinner... but if people couldn't hear the noises they'd see the bulky box. It ended up only being useful in the house or in the car. Quite the let-down.
  • Pegaholics
    Glad to know these are not a good idea
  • T&A1987
    the overheating makes it sound borderline dangerous, thanks for the warning
  • The scientist
    I'm still searching for one that actually works...I'm not giving up the search yet. Thanks for all the comments!
  • Jo lala
  • Badass
    Awesome review! Thanks for all the detail.
  • Glinteye
    nice job
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