Rabbit vibrator with massage beads
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Hop Around Harry; The Two-timer

I wouldn’t take the cons listed as a reason not to buy from the outside looking in. Those are more so just personal pet peeves that I have about toys. Of course, a toy being loud is something to worry about, and nobody wants a desensitizing feeling on their lady bits. All in all, I would say it’s a good toy (not amazing, but GOOD!) because it’s powerful and the veiny shaft is a very realistic feeling, so I’d say it’s a hit or miss. It’s more of a “try it for yourself” type of thing.
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Pros
-Shaft rotates
-Large insertable length
-Realistic feel/veiny
Cons
-Loud
-Desensitizing clit attachment
-Porous
-Not waterproof
-Requires a lot of batteries
Rating by reviewer:
3
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First impression

I added this to my cart during a free special because I’d never owned a rabbit before and thought hey if we’re gonna do this, we gotta do it now. Upon arrival, I was honestly intimidated by the two motors (after scrambling to find batteries, of course... my fault for not buying any). I had turned the clitoral portion on first to see what it could do, and my jaw dropped to the floor. I didn’t expect it to be so scary and intimidating, but once I saw the immediate power, I lost it. I turned it up all the way to see how fast the little fingers could go, and it was so noisy but so beautiful at the same time. It’s like for a second I stopped caring about what my household would think, and then I snapped back into reality. I turned the clit attachment off, then proceeded to turn up the beaded insertable portion. It was so mesmerizing to see the beads circle around and watch the head wiggle around. It’s safe to say I was in shock but a good kind. I popped the batteries out and noticed the first one you insert in the back “row” was HOT and I wasn’t sure if it was because it was the first use via something this powerful or what (it never happened again after this one time, so I’m pretty sure that’s what it just wasn’t used to the kick yet).

First Use

I washed the toy THOROUGHLY because it’s TPR (thermoplastic rubber for those that don’t know) and didn’t wanna risk any lint or dust going up there in my fun box. Before you can get to the fun portion of this toy, you’ll have to insert 4 AA batteries into the base. There isn’t an off button, so I would suggest taking the batteries out and storing them along with your toy in a storage bag after each use. I used a few drops of a water-based lubricant because that’s the safest route to go and slid him in. It was an interesting first experience for me because this was a new type of feeling if you know what I mean. The clitoral portion was flicking... and flicking, the beads and the head of the toy were vibrating and rotating, and I felt a little baffled because that was personally a lot for me right off the bat. Let’s just say this testing period didn’t last too much longer after that.

Further Experience

I THOROUGHLY cleaned the toy after use (I’m gonna keep putting emphasis on the cleaning portion because this toy isn’t a non-porous silicons dildo that you can just spray with a mist of water and leave in your drawer). I will say it’s a little annoying because it’s like a magnet for whatever is floating around, as well as things that you didn’t know were still on your freshly washed hands. It’s a little sucky that you can’t clean the whole toy since it’s not waterproof, but you can still get it clean. I imagine you can take a wet wipe or something to get the button panel clean, but I’m not 100% sure. The second use was a little awkward because it’s really powerful but not terrible. I’m saying it seemed to be more desensitizing than pleasurable because it was so intense. I would recommend trying the clitoral portion on the lowest speed first to see if you like it then gradually go up if it isn’t enough for you.

Vibration Map

The clit portion is extremely powerful; I didn’t expect it to be so intense. You have to play around with the switch to see how fast you need it to be. The beaded insertable portion carries that vibration through the whole shaft like a dream-like, it’s just enough on top of the clitoral portion. The beads may or may not be enough for experienced users.
  • Very mild, low level vibration
  • Moderate vibration
  • Strong and easily felt vibration

Orgasm Intensity

Not a lot of toys can make me orgasm, and this didn’t really make me orgasm like a tingle, but it was more fluid and drippy if you catch my drift. It wasn’t the best orgasm ever like make you rave to the entirety of the internet and your neighbors about it, but it was just enough to satisfy my little “craving”.
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