Rabbit vibrators are a classic sex toy, and I’ve been dying to try one for ages. As my sex toy collection grows, I’ve had the chance to try lots of different dildos and vibrators, but I have still wished for the combined clitoral and vaginal stimulation the rabbit vibrators claim to give so well. After receiving and trying the I Love My Squirmy, I am glad to report that this variation of the iconic rabbit vibe lived up to its name!

I Love My Squirmy is an impressive toy by looks, and especially by the amount of functions the toy has. For starters, the toy has a healthy insertable length of 6 inches, and a girth of about 5 inches. The shaft has a raised texture of little hearts, about a quarter of an inch apart, and a smooth realistic shaped head.

Inside the shaft are four rows of rotating beads that are controlled separately from the vibrating bullet. The bullet vibrator for the rabbit ears is surprisingly large, and extremely powerful. There are two separate parts on the control panel; the shaft and the rabbit shaped vibrator. On top of it all, I Love my Squirmy is also waterproof, and is guaranteed to be so.

The shaft has eight functions and speeds. The first is a basic rotating motion going clock wise, with the second function the same but counter clock wise. The other six functions are variations of these two motions with short to long pauses between rotations, and direction changes. For example; my favorite setting starts with a quick rotation to the right, a short pause, quick rotation to the left, short pause, then a longer rotation to the right, then left. In addition to the many functions, you can also control how fast each setting goes!

I’m a vibrator girl, so the vibrating rabbit ears on the toy are my favorite part of it. The vibrator is extremely strong, and happily does not lose any power while operating the shaft at the same time. Like the shaft, it has eight functions, and intensity levels.

The first function is a solid vibration, and the second a burst of vibration with a short pause. Like the shaft, the remaining six levels are an alteration of the first two settings, with the addition of a wave vibration.

The “ears” on the rabbit are very soft, flexible, and long. They easily reach my clitoris, and carry the vibrations well. The intensity of the vibrations is amazing, but the vibrator can get a little loud when you crank her up to the top settings. I found the extra noise well worth it though, because the power of the vibrator is divine!

My only complaint on I Love My Squirmy is that the raised texture on the shaft is a little much for me. I feel that I takes away from the rotating beads, and the elegant shape of the head. Besides that, I highly recommend the toy and have enjoyed mine quite a bit so far!

Some extra details on the toy: The control panel is easy to use, and easy to clean. The battery pack is set up to easily twist on and off, for easy battery removal and storage. Clean up for the toy is simple since it’s waterproof. I run mine under warm water with some soap and towel dry.