I'll Keep Your Secrets.

Connection Sweet Secret (CSS for short, heh) arrived in an unmarked white bubble envelope along with a handful of other toys. Its relatively cute box was shrink-wrapped, and the side markings tell me that other colors likely exist. But no matter. I'm happy with this pine green.

I was surprised by how small CSS is! I thought it'd be larger. The silicone is pleasant, very smooth to the touch. The white magnet on the back is powerful enough to make me think that it'll keep the toy in place.


Below you will find the contents of the box: CSS, a USB charging cable, instruction manual, and a pouch. Nowadays, we don't get storage baggies too often, so props to that. My Rubik's Cube is provided as size reference and is not included in the box.

First use was a spontaneous decision of "I'm bored, let's see how good this thing really is."

Ladies n' gentlemen - this thing is VERY good. I placed it where it belongs, turned it on, and immediately knew that I wouldn't be able to walk around with this and keep a poker face. I connected the toy to the Love Spouse app, because it was a royal pain to try and change the settings while it's attached to my underwear. Connection was easy, seamless. Demands location and bluetooth on android, but that's expected. Didn't need any lube.


To connect the toy, you need to either scan the QR code on the left or input the 4-digit code. That's why I've blocked mine out. The QR code on the right merely takes you to the app download link. This app also controls other toys like the Connection Over & Under

The vibrations of CSS are on the slightly buzzier side, but aren't exactly "bad". They dance the fine line between buzzy and rumbly, and they stay on the vibe portion of the toy. The clitoral pulsations are also a bit more on the flappy side rather than thuddy. This means they travel a bit less deeply through the clitoral nerves. By no means should that make you underestimate CSS; the toy itself *is* powerful.

Further experience proved to be a wild ride. When someone else connects via the app to your CSS, it is actually impossible to turn off the clitoral pulsation part of the toy unless you or your partner disconnects from the session. I do not have this issue when controlling CSS from my phone, so I'm guessing it's just a software bug. It's not that big of a deal, but if you're someone who likes to see your partner's reaction because you've had the toy off for a while, then you'll have to rely on the vibration aspect of that (that works fine) OR give them your phone to do it that way. Hopefully that will get resolved in a future app update.

I believe this toy could be used together with a strap on harness! Or even a strapless strap on, if you use underwear to support its weight.

Now. The question is - can the toy make me cum? Yes, it has the potential... but only if I actually focus on what it makes me feel and don't get distracted with changing the patterns. The vibrator tidbit is small, so it's something I want to ride, grind into myself. Like, I want to press it against the chair and grind against it. Makes me want to fill the emptiness really badly. I'm pretty sure it'd pair well with the Lovense Lush or some other internal, wearable toy. Secondly, the clitoral patterns are dangerous (in a good way). They threaten squirting when I cant afford to/don't want to squirt. I'm sure that would make a lot of people happy, though.

As a wearable toy, when you wear it... it inevitably shifts. Due to women's anatomy, that clitoral portion can sometimes press too close to the clit or slip from where it should rest. Because it's a pressure-wave toy, that part has to be carefully monitored. At least for me. Otherwise it can very quickly become either painful or too pleasurable. As a result, I'll be keeping this toy as something I can wear at home. Unlike many other wearable toys... I can't bring myself to wear this in public. It's too risky. CSS is a toy that hits all the right buttons expertly, even if it's not extremely powerful. Is this a flaw? Absolutely not.


Charging's easy with the magnetic USB. Takes about 1.5hr to charge, and lasts about an hour after that.

The vibrations are strong, but not jaw-droppingly so. This is not a flaw, it's a benefit. I have a clit made of diamond, so I need powerful stimulation to finish. Apparently, that's different when it comes to wearable toys that specialize in pressure-waves on the clit. I can't stand properly when the clitoral portion is on at its lowest setting. I just can't. I can't use this toy in public.

There are two separate motors. The button on the back controls both. Said button is also a royal pain to get to when the toy is being used as a wearable and not being supported/held by a hand. Therefore, I pretty much exclusively use the app to control it. Within the app, you can control the clitoral and vibrator motors separately.




"Mode 1" controls the vibrator motor. "Mode 2" controls the pressure waves. You can use them independently or simultaneously. Each mode has x9 options. The first three are strengths (low/med/high). The rest are vibration patterns. I typically say what patterns are included in my reviews, but I believe that's no longer necessary. Patterns are patterns. If you like them, you like them. There are other modes as well - drawing, a game, some AI stuff (I hate AI, so I don't dabble in it), shake mode, music mode, etc etc. The drawing mode doesn't seem to have a way to control the strength. I have yet to figure out how to actually use it.

My orgasm with this toy was quite tapered because I kept distracting myself with patterns and games, but it left me all slippery and wanting. I feel like CSS is a voyeur's wet dream. If I were someone who gets off of being *seen*, I'd probably be climaxing myself well past the moon and probably end up somewhere around Mars.

TLDR: was it a good orgasm? It was average, but has high potential for being very strong.