Pocket blaster shy purple - pocket rocket by Topco Sales - review by happeegrl03

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I masturbated with a clown!

This is definitely a toy for a beginner. This vibe is easy to use, easy to care for, quiet, and discreet. The attachment reminds me of a clown. I wasn't impressed with the vibrations, but you get what you pay for. For the price, this is a good toy.
Small and discreet, quiet, interesting design to the attachment.
Very weak vibrations, no variety to the vibrations, flimsy attachment.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This vibe is best used for clitoral and nipple stimulation. I would say it is best suited for a beginner, as the vibration is very minimal. It can be used alone or with a partner. It is small enough to use for clitoral vibrations during intercourse.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Pocket Blaster is made of TPR/Plastic. It is hypoallergenic, phthalates free, and latex free and there is no smell at all. The attachment is very flexible and squishy to the touch while the vibe itself is made of hard plastic. This vibe has two pieces. The first piece, as I said, is hard plastic and has three small nubs on the end for added stimulation. The attachment is soft and squishy and very flimsy. This is definitely a toy for beginners.
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

Ah, the design! One look at the attachment for this vibe and all I could see was a clown head! It definitely made me giggle. The vibe itself is small, great for travel and "stealth" use. The few nubs on the end of it give a nice added texture. I was very unimpressed with the attachment. It is supposed to slide onto the end of the vibe; however, during use it doesn't seem to stay on very well. The shape of the attachment itself is good for clitoral stimulation; however, there were major issues of it staying on the vibe. I eventually gave up on the attachment and used just the vibe itself.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Pocket Blaster Shy Purple lacks in the vibration department! The base of the vibe turns to off and on. That's it! The vibration is very weak and with the pressure I needed to have that big "O", I could not use the attachment, as the attachment wouldn't stay put. The vibrations seem to be focused more on the base of the toy then the tip of the toy. To insert the battery you unscrew the "on/off" base and just pop the battery in. Very easy, however when turning the vibe off it is very easy to actually unscrew the battery compartment. The vibe is very quiet and if using under a blanket or a closed door, nobody would hear it.
    • Discreet sound
    • Not enough variety
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

The Pocket Blaster can be used with either silicone or water based lube. It should be washed with toy cleaner or mild soap and water. It is very easy to store due to the small size. Remember to take the battery out before storing.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The Pocket Blaster Shy Purple came in a clear, hard plastic clamshell type package. There were short instructions and care information on the inside. The package can be used for storage; however, you can see the toy through the package so I wouldn't keep it out in the open.
    • Good for storage
Follow-up commentary
This toy is, unfortunately, my least favorite toy I have ever owned. The base doesn't stay on which causes the batteries to not stay in. The attachment is very flimsy.
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  • deadpoet
    great review
  • bzzingbee
    I definitely see the clown!! Great review!
  • SexyySarah
    I see the clown, and laughed when I opened this review! Thanks!
    Thanks ! nice review
  • Tori Rebel
    Great review
  • P'Gell
    Good review. I think I'll skip this toy, with the weak vibrations and the toy not staying put etc.

    I'm going to send your review to The Bloggess. She has a "Thing" for Clown Sex.
  • happeegrl03
    haha thanks.. All I can see when I look at the attachment is a clown head. haha.
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