I think I've been romanced

Rose Romance arrived along with a bunch'a other toys in a white (bubble wrap) parcel bag. The box was cute and did its job in keeping the toy safe. Inside the box, we had the clear plastic shell, a USB charger, and the product manual. Rubik's cube for size comparison and not included, obviously. The silicone is very pleasant to the touch.

My first time with Rose Romance was on its own, in bed. While some people suggest to use lube along with these toys, I have no need for it. This toy is powerful and not for the faint of clit. I struggle with orgasm, and this thing ended my struggles within some 10 minutes. That should tell you plenty.

But apparently one wasn't enough, and I got greedy. The second orgasm took longer to get to, but was just as satisfying. Rose Romance seems to be quite talented when to comes to deep, thuddy pulsations. And for me, that's a good thing.

Further experience with Rose Romance was nothing short of divine. I enjoyed it alongside a very squishy, hourglass-shaped dildo (no, it wasn't massively thick - 1.5in at its thickest if anyone cares - but hourglass was its basic shape).

My body was not ready for what the combination of Rose Romance x squishy silicone dildo could do to me. To put it simply, my bedsheets were in dire need of changing after I was done.

I stand by my statement regarding Rose Romance's ability to wrench orgasms out of my body. Yes, my body's stubborn, but Rose Romance is far more persistent. It is very similar to Wonder Bloom, but it's not the *same*. Comes in a different box, and the latter comes with a storage baggie (Rose Romance does not; see the photo of the box contents).

This is what it looks like charging - the lil' button lights up. If you're using this toy in pitch darkness, that light is... very, very bright.



If you're keen on trying something that is less intense, perhaps Mia would serve you well - the "mouth" is larger. It also comes with attachments.

I'm quite fond of the fact that despite its round shape, I can (for the most part) nestle Rose Romance between my thighs and indulge in a steamy book (if you haven't read the Flesh and Fire series, do yourself a favor, please) or scroll the depths of Reddit.

I've included photos of the manual because why not.

I am required to place all three vibration markers, but everything originates from the mouth-nozzle tidbit on the toy. Mild vibrations travel through the body, but they're neither buzzy nor do they make my hand go numb like how some vibrators do.

The vibration patterns themselves are indistinguishable from Wonder Bloom's.


constant - low
constant - medium
constant - high
short pulses
long pulses with brief pauses (4), longer pause, long pulses with longer pauses (4), short pulses (22)
2 short pulses, 1 long pulse
23 short pulses, followed by a very long pulse
2 short pulses, 1 short pulse immediately followed by a longer pulse
4 short pulses, 1 long pulse

Orgasm intensity with Rose Romance is, as I've mentioned before, divine. I'm in love with this toy, truly. Though, I am rather biased towards toys of this type. It is especially powerful when paired with a dildo. I'd managed to actually hit my A-Spot with one while Rose Romance was doing its thing. My. Mind. Was. Blown. What I wouldn't do to replicate that (targeting my A-Spot is tricky).

Do I recommend this toy? Yes.