If I Could Make An Emoticon Who Was Shrugging Her Shoulders, I Would Place Her Here.

Okay, so this little thing looks kinda like a pen, and - at least as far as insertion goes - it's about as exciting as one. This is sad because it's got a lot of potential for some fun. It vibrates well, even though it vibrates somewhat weakly, and the vibrations carry fairly well throughout the hard plastic body. It isn't waterproof (which makes cleaning it somewhat difficult), and it's also just-too-small. However, it is fairly nice as a clitoral stimulator. Around the last two inches are fatter than the lower part of the vibe, and it's capped with a little bulb that is right above the motor and thus gets a lot of the strongest vibrations.

I think this might be a really good (and fairly inexpensive) solution to the reach problem some rabbits tend to have, because it
A) gets stronger vibrations
B) has a much better range of motion
C) can be controlled MUCH easier than the typical rabbit extension.

It's made out of hard, smooth plastic without much texture. It does have the little bulb at the end then a fat area and then a thin area, but they don't exactly qualify for "texture". In fact, the only place where the plastic isn't smooth is a joined place in the middle of the fat section. It didn't have any smell whatsoever coming out of the package.

I like the design. I mean, it's pretty obvious what it is (what vibe isn't obviously a vibe? Show me and I'll buy it on the spot). However, this one is pretty tiny. It'd be easily hidden in among the other toiletries needed for even a short trip. However, its tinyness might be a problem for those more experienced (since I'm not solidly in that category, I don't know).

The functions on this vibe are definitely minimal. There's a little knob on the bottom that turns and "increases" the vibrations (which really don't change that much until the very highest end of the spectrum). Controls fall under the "minimal" range as well with the aforementioned knob on the bottom. It's quiet and fairly discreet noise-level-wise. As it's a small little doodle, the controls are easily accessible.

Performance is mediocre on its own, but I found it MUCH better when paired up with something a little more substantial, if you will.

It's not waterproof; it's a little difficult to clean since water in the battery compartment will probably cause some problems. However, if you hold the butt end up while cleaning, it does solve that problem. The only thing you need to really worry about with maintenance is pulling the batteries out if you're gonna let it sit for a while. If you don't pull them out, you get yucky brown ick inside and then a broken toy.

The Slender Sensations packaging was actually pretty tasteful and easy to get into. It had a lady on the front in a white sundress-type thing. It was not one of those bubble packs that you have to break out the chainsaw for. It just was a clamshell that came open easier than a pack of Wal*Mart cookies.

This is also an excellent time to mention how it arrived. You see, I'm a college student. I share my address with a lot of other college students and a lot of the packages (i.e., all of them) go to the on-site office, so I felt like this might be a problem other people could be facing too. So, with this revelation, I decided to share this little tidbit:
EdenFantasys is VERY discreet in their packaging. It comes in a USPS Priority Mail box without any kind of indication what's in it. The only way someone would know what's in the box would be if you told them.