Pulse share - pulsating remote control strapless strap-on by EdenFantasys - review by abee

GOOD LOOOOOORD.
The best word to describe every detail of this toy is "intense."
The pulsating, vibrating clit attachment is beyond words. It had me shuddering with pleasure after only a couple of minutes. Each pattern is more dizzying than the last, and each power setting leaves the others in the dust. I complain a lot about weak vibrators; this isn't going on that list. The amount of power they've packed in here is insane, especially for such a (relatively) small toy. Each attachment has a variety of modes that can be combined in any order you like. Pairing the clit attachment with the G-spot attachment was BLISS. I don't usually get much out of egg vibrators so my hopes weren't high wearing this, but I was proven wrong - this toy is in a different class. Having someone bounce on your lap, pushing the clit attachment up against your most sensitive area *and* driving the inner attachment right into your G-spot over and over again? I saw stars.
Of course, this review couldn't be called complete without testing from the other end ... for, ahem, science. I was even more prepared for disappointment on the receiving end, since similarly average-sized smooth-shaft vibrators have failed to wow me in the past, but once again the Pulse Share puts competition far behind. The vibrations on this thing will rock your world in the most literal sense. I had to pace myself or I would have cum within minutes. Knowing that I was giving my partner pleasure even as I took it for myself was INCREDIBLY hot and only amped up the intensity of my orgasm. The Pulse Share has, in my opinion, a similar power profile as the Viva XS wand vibrator. It's a simple toy on the outside but the vibration power is off the charts.

As for downsides, Pulse Share does have a few, and they're all logistical. The first, predictably, is that everyone's body is different, so the clit attachment may not hit exactly where you want it. The flexible silicone does allow for adjustment, and in my opinion the power on the clit attachment is enough to provide ample C-spot pleasure even if it's not hitting dead center, but that's just me.

My second and more important gripe is the placement of the buttons. Pulse Share has 3 buttons: 1) receiver's end dildo, 2) clit attachment, and 3) G-spot attachment. These buttons are located on the underside, at the base of the dildo. Admittedly there aren't any better places to put them, since every part of the toy gets very active use, but it's hard to reach them (or tell which is which) while the toy is inserted. As I discovered when I tried pairing the Pulse Share with my Diva harness, they can also be accidentally turned off by the harness VERY easily. I'm not sure whether a rope harness would reduce that issue or not. This is important because, despite being a strapless strap-on, Pulse Share can slip out depending on the position and how wet the wearer is. It would be nice to have the option of added security. For this reason alone I've knocked a star off, but if I figure out a harness set-up that eliminates the problem, I'll update!

The buttons are not the only means of control, there is also a small remote control. Explanations for use are very slim even with the user's manual, but I eventually sorted it out: the three buttons on the remote operate the same way as the buttons on the underside, with one button for each attachment. Pressing once puts it in "standby" mode; pressing again will switch it on/switch to the next mode. It works well once you figure it out, just don't lose it!
The final drawback is that the Pulse Share is on the louder side, largely due to the clit attachment's power. It's suitable for use in a bedroom or apartment, but the neighbors might have a few suspicions ... especially when combined with the noises you and your partner are sure to be making :P

Despite these problems, I'm greatly looking forward to using Pulse Share again ;)