Eden waterproof tropical G pineapple - g-spot rabbit vibrator by Topco Sales - review by Cinnamon Chambers

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Invasion of the alien cock!

Pineapple inspired trip to paradise or funky alien penis? You decide, but be prepared for a wild ride. Don't forget to bring your own bullet!
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Pros:
Great unique texture, unique colors, creative design, g-spot and clitoral stimulator
Cons:
The bullet that is included tends to malfunction
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
Yes, in my house this has been dubbed the alien cock. Pineapples are a symbol of hospitality. I was ready to open my legs to the Tropical Pineapple with just a glance at it online. I never equated the palm appearance of this toy to that of an alien till it arrived and I opened it with my partner. This toy is great as a novelty or for the person who has everything. For nearly $40, there are better deals, but none as unusual as this one.

This is truly a unique toy. It is designed to look like a palm tree with a pineapple at the base that serves as a clitoral stimulator. At the head there are leaf shapes and a couple of tiny leaves that are internal ticklers. Along the shaft there is the texture of palm tree bark. Even the pineapple is life like in design. The toy is primarily green with bright yellow and a pearlescent white color swirled though out the toy.

I have to say this toy has a lot of girth to it. It is a little more than one and 3/4 inches thick at the largest point. The total length is 8 inches with about 6 and a half of that being insertable. With the heavy amount of texture this toy can feel larger than it is. The design of the tropical g pineapple and the fronds at the end of it reach and stimulate my clit better than any others that combines clitoral stimulation and penetration in one singular toy. It seems to slide into my body perfectly placing the pineapple on my entire clit. The texture can provide amazing stimulation internally during use. The curve design of the toy does a really good job of hitting directly on the g spot, and there is enough flexibility of the toy to allow the user to flex it to just the right place.

I recommend using enough lubrication to make insertion effortless with this toy. If not enough is used the ribbing can cause irritation and make playing with this uncomfortable. This toy is made of jelly, except for the hard plastic bullet. Either water or silicone based lubes will work on a toy made of jelly. I do recommend covering this toy with a condom each time it is used, and changing the condom to a clean one if it is to be shared. This will protect you and the toy from the possible spread of bacteria as well as from any possible effects of phthalates.

There is a flared base that makes the toy harness compatible, as well as a suction cup underneath. I do not have an O ring that is large enough to fit the base of this toy to use it in a harness, so I have not tried to use it like that yet. The suction cup is very functional. It held on to the side of the tub no matter how much force was used on the toy. This toy is appropriate for anal use because of the large flared base that is incorporated in the design. I did not choose this toy for anal play and have not tired it in that manner. The pineapple could easily be removed with a knife if it hindered penetration or you just wanted to use this toy as a dildo. There are no wires in the toy, only an insertable bullet that provides vibration.

The bullet. It bites. This is the worst feature of the toy. It is waterproof but that is not much of a redeeming quality for the bullet. It is the only form of vibration in the toy. With out it toy is just a strange looking, textured dildo. The initial design of the bullet being multifunction and color coded in clear yellow to match the toy is brilliant. So is including an extra set of 3 watch batteries with the toy for a total of six that are included in your package. However, the bullet tends to malfunction quite consistently. It starts to vibrate with just one battery inserted. After it was closed with all the batteries in, it would change speed on its own and I could not get it to turn off. The only time the bullet functioned was when I stuck it to the side of the tub and the toy was upright. This can easily be fixed by using your own bullet and inserting it onto the designated hole. When using a properly functioning bullet the vibrations carry through out the toy, and are extremely concentrated on the clit. Make sure that you apply lube to the bullet before inserting it into the pineapple. If not it will be stuck and almost impossible to remove.
Experience
I appreciate the extra batteries that I can use in my own bullet to have tons of fun with my alien cock. The toy feels great riding it or having it thrust in and out of my vagina. I am a big fan of the style and amount of texture on this toy. Where the pineapple is positioned is just right for me. Combining the clitoral and G spot stimulation can give me earth shattering orgasms each time I use this toy.

My partner enjoys using this toy with me because of the novelty of the appearance mostly. He says his only concern is that one night in my sleep the alien baby this has impregnated me with will rip out of my belly and terrorize him!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Juliettia
    Who lives in a pineapple under the sea....
  • Cinnamon Chambers
    LOL. Sponge Bob.
  • Carrie Ann
    I could almost have nightmares about spongebob and this thing. Damn it, girls!
  • Backseat Boohoo
    Oh dear God, that is a funky looking toy!
  • Sammi
    This is one of the oddest toys I've seen - even weirder than the tentacles!
  • bodymodboy
    Favorite review title EVER.
  • Stinkytofu10
    Thank you for sharing!
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