Couples enchanted egg - egg vibrator by Topco Sales - review by Tori Rebel

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It May As Well Have A Cord

This item would've worked better for me if they'd just put this motor in a regular AA or AAA powered bullet that was controlled by a wired remote. The vibrations are great but the whole point of having this toy is to be able to play from afar, or even out in public, and the range is simply far too short for that.
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Pros:
Decent vibrations, multispeed, waterproof.
Cons:
Poor wireless range, batteries are difficult to find, not comfortable for long term wear.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

This toy is pretty obviously meant to be used inside of a woman while a partner holds and controls the remote. I say this because it has a pull cord for removal and because the remote control is wireless. When inserted, it obviously stimulates the nerve endings in the area toward the opening of the vagina, but is too small and not properly shaped for any g-spot stimulation. It can also be used as a clitoral bullet or stimulator for other body parts if held manually and controlled by yourself or a partner. This is definitely not an insertable anal toy, and could be easily lost, so please don't try it.

If this toy worked as it was designed to, it would be best suited for using out in public with your partner, servicing the naughty exhibitionist inside of you. Unless you are super sensitive to stimulation of the lower vagina, it still probably wouldn't provide you with an orgasm, but would be an amazing form of foreplay. This use would make it best suited for couples with at least one partner having a vagina.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The Enchanted Egg is made of sleek, smooth, peach colored velvet cote plastic - a favorite of mine. It is non-porous and phthalate free, and comfortable against the skin. It glides smoothly whether lubricated or not which makes it ideal for internal and external play. It has never had any odor whatsoever, nor has it had any taste. This material shoudl be suitable for just about anyone, unless you are partial to only silicone or some other preference such as that.
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The bullet portion of this toy is 2-1/2" long on the body, with a slightly tapered shape. It is 4-1/2" around at the the bottom but only 4" around at the top with rounded but not pointed head. The cord is 4-1/2" long and appears to be clear plastic over copper. I doubt this has any mechanical purpose though, and is probably just for durability and aesthetic appeal.

The remote control is just under 3" x 1-1/4" x 3/4" and is made of peach velvet cote to match the bullet. The front has 2 oval buttons and a red light and a cord to match the bullet with a lobster claw clasp on the end to hook it onto a keyring, belt loop, or anything else you might want to attach it to.

The remote control I have no issues with. It is small enough to hide and easy to work. The bullet is where the problem comes in. If you're using it as a clitoral or external stimulator, the size and shape are fine. However, if you want to use it as an external bullet, it may be a little large for some, especially considering that it has no give whatsoever. It may not be comfortable for beginners or those with smaller anatomy, and I personally just don't find it comfortable. It is not as heavy as a weighted vaginal exerciser but still large and weighty enough to be felt too much for me.

The bullet unscrews halfway through and there are slots for the 2 N batteries, and the remote opens at the back and uses 1 23A battery.

As far as discretion goes, however, the toy is great. Both pieces are small enough to be hidden easily in a drawer, purse, or coat pocket. It is also remarkably quiet, sounding similar to a cell phone at its absolute highest speed. It cannot be heard from outside when using it internally and can be used discreetly in a closed bedroom or in a shower. It is waterproof, but the o-ring at the closure point is thin so I don't submerge this for long periods of time, such as a bath. It has withstood shower splashing and washings very well though.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The concept of this toy is fairly basic - it's a vibrating bullet. It is multi-speed and has really decent vibrations for a bullet, specifically a wireless one. To use it, you simply press the lower button on the remote to turn it on and then cycle through the speeds. The little red light will come on when the button is pressed. The top button turns the toy off, no matter what speed you're on. There is no way to cycle backwards through the speeds. The functions are as follows:

1- low vibration
2- medium vibration
3- high vibration
4- moderate even pulsations
5- one long pulse followed by three short
6- long pulses, medium pulses, short pulses
7- one long pulse followed by nine short pulses
8- escalating vibrations followed by 24 (as best I can count) short pulses - my favorite
9- escalating from very low to very high vibrations
10- one long pulse followed by again, 24 (as best I can count) short pulses

The vibrations are surprisingly strong and travel well throughout the entire bullet. If using as a clitoral vibrator or nipple/penis/exterior anal area stimulator with or without a partner, and at close range, it does a phenomenal job. That, however, is not specifically what this toy is designed or marketed for. Since it is run off of unusual batteries, I have tested it with both sets of included batteries, and they are both still working which is another plus.

When the toy is inserted and worn either at home or out and about, it falls extremely short of expectations. It advertises a 20 foot range, which is simply untrue, even when not inserted. At best, it works at up to 6 feet when not inserted, and even at that, the remote capabilities are sketchy. Once the toy is inserted, it works at only 2-3 feet, if at all. Since this was the biggest selling point of the toy, it was quite a disappointment. If you're looking for a toy explicitly for its remote and distance capabilities, this is probably not the one for you. To get this toy to work, internally or externally, you'd have to be obviously close (whether at home or in public), which destroys any discretionary appeal it may have had.
    • Discreet sound
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This toy is made out of a safe, non-porous material. It is waterproof so it is safe to wash in a sink with soap and water and doesn't require much specialized care beyond that. It is small enough to store just about anywhere, and won't pick up germs from items around it. The package it came from is suitable for storage, as is any toy box or toy drawer. If you are trying to be discreet, however, I would recommend taking the batteries out of either the bullet or the remote while storing to prevent it from accidentally turning on.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The Enchanted Couples Egg comes packaged in a simple clamshell with the Penthouse logo lettering at the top and a couple - including a topless woman - kissing on the cover. It may not be the classiest or most discreet, but I've seen far worse. The back of the insert outlines the features of the egg but it doesn't include much more information. The packaging also includes 2 sets of batteries (totally 2 23A batteries and 4 N batteries) - the bullet and remote come loaded and there is an additional set in the back of the plastic package. This is a plus, as both of these sized batteries can be pricey and hard to find.

It is small enough to be used for storage but not necessary to keep if you'd rather keep your toy in a toy box or other area.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Experience

I've used this toy for both clitoral and external stimulation at short range and it's fantastic. It works well, but the novelty of this product being wireless and insertable is really for naught. The range isn't useful at all, and once it inserted it doesn't pick up the signal as consistently as I'd like either. If it had been your typical wired bullet, I would've rated it at 4 stars, but seeing as this toy is marketed specifically for discreet wireless use and it has failed in that area, I've given it only 2.
Follow-up commentary
This toy still gets a great big "F" from me. I've changed the batteries, I've tried using it just as a bullet, and it just doesn't work for me. The signal is too shoddy to make it work well or consistently at all.
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Comments
  • deadpoet
    great review
  • Airen Wolf
    would be better if it had some greater distance or could be snugged against the clit
    great review!
  • Tori Rebel
    @Airen- I was hopeful that it could be used as a clit vibrator while standing, walking, etc. but it's just too darn big. I even considered sewing it into panties but it would've been ridiculously obvious and pretty uncomfortable.
  • Blinker
    Oh, poo. I've been looking for a good wireless remote controlled vibe
  • seaofneptune
    Great review, thank you!
  • BSJ
    Thank you for the review. It is good to know what toys NOT to buy
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Excellent review. Nominated
  • Tori Rebel
    Thanks Lauren! My first ever nom!
  • Kindred
    Great review!
  • Lady Venus
    great review!
  • PassionQT
    great job!
  • Research
    Great detail, very good review.
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Great review
  • Kcito
    the toy looks so cute
  • liilii080
    What a disappointment. Thanks for the review!
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