...and strikingly like my first time having sex. At first it was exciting, a little awkward, and fairly disappointing. After I got used to this 'partner,' it got better, but still didn't quite satisfy me. Eventually, I moved on to a new partner, but we still get together every now and then.

I bought this toy while I was dating my first serious boyfriend. We were together for years, but he could never manage to give me an orgasm, no matter how hard we tried. Frustrated, I went in search of assistance. I had heard stories from my friends about the wonders of their jackrabbits: toe curling orgasms, pulling the batteries from the remote for a quick session, etc. I selected this particular jackrabbit because it wasn't overly intimidating or too expensive, it offered dual stimulation, and it was pink.

The biggest source of my disappointment was the rotating beads and shaft. Though the bumps on the end of the shaft looked very appealing, I could barely feel any rotation and it seemed extremely loud to be doing so little. Generally, I just left the rotations off. The only way the bumps made any difference to me was if I was thrusting the toy in and out, and I generally prefer to be a bit lazier when I masturbate (unless I am in a particular mood; I find the flapping arm and subsequent exhaustion tend to make reaching orgasm difficult).

The bunny ears did were a little less disappointing, but still not great by any means. I was glad to have two different speed options, but even when it was on high, I didn't get the stimulation I wanted.

Overall, this toy was okay. It felt good, but took lots of effort and re-positioning to bring me to less than powerful orgasms.

Would I buy it again? No. Do I completely regret purchasing it? No. I still have this toy, and every once in a while, I bring it out for old time's sake...

...just like that first guy.