Janine's cannon is so memorable that I forgot about it

If you are a collector of pirate themed items regardless of function and performance then this is for you. However: if you want something with power, maneuverability, and is aesthetically pleasing, I suggest saving your money for something better.
It is really pretty.
It is not waterproof, may be to thick for some users, is only one piece, and has weak vibrations.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


I was so completely impressed by the Pirates Janine's cannon fire from Digital Playground that I completely forgot I had it. This cannon rabbit is bases on the endless bounty of the Pirate explosion. I cannot say enough about its lovely color and design, which quite literally is the best qualities of this rabbit, there is no toe curling, or anything mind blowing, it is just an ok toy but I will save the negativity for the experience section. This would make a nice (not great) toy for a loved one whither she be a wife, girlfriend, or significant other and you knew her toy preferences. It is not waterproof so there should be no shower play with this specific toy. It is for vaginal use only.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

This is made of plastic or tep it is not the best but then again it is not the worse material to use.
Thanks to the amazing details this rabbit has all the texture anybody could want, smooth, textured, and eye catching. This is also hypo-allergenic, latex and phthalates free, and I haven't noticed a taste or any smells.
    • Bumpy
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

This is a very pretty pinkish purple, it has a total length of 9 3/4" of that only 5" can be inserted. The circumference measures in at 5 1/2" with the diameter of 1 5/8". Usually rabbit vibrators have some kind of cute animal for the clitoral stimulation but since this is, a pirate themed vibe the bullet is made to resemble a pirates cannon. The motor and bullet are only one piece with no distinction between the two.

The odd shape and girth makes this good for partner play because one can easily get flustered solo. In addition, this would not be a good toy due to the girth; if it were thinner; it would work but not as it is now.
    • Partner play
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This like many others of its kind pulsates,rotates, and vibrates. It has an on/off button below the cannon with two other switches which you control the multiple settings with. As you can see from the pictures it has two rows of plastic rhinestones going around the handle, and beautiful and unique designs all over the rabbit.

This takes four triple A batteries (4aaa), the compartment is in the base of the vibrator. Just twist off the cap, pull out the battery holder, insert batteries and reinsert, closing the cap when finished inserting the batteries.
    • Multiple settings
    • Not discreet at all
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

This can not be boiled but can be cleaned with warm water with antibacterial soap, a toy cleaner, and or wipes. the lubricant that this can be used with are actually all three types: water, oil, and silicone lubricants. If you use this with other partners then it should be covered with a condom.
    • Easy to clean


    • Not discreet
    • Very informative


After debating for several days and reading the few reviews, I thought why not try another rabbit. I was so excited when I ordered this for my review, and when it came in the mail in that all secretive cardboard box that I've come to know and love so well. After tying this it left me disappointed and many of its brothers have. The girth of it made the toy drag while inside and I was unable to been any of the vibrations. The cannon did not reach my clitoris and there was no give in the material to let me move the cannon to where I needed it to be.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Hallmar82
    Thanks for the warning.
  • Contributor: bayosgirl
  • Contributor: PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! Too bad it's so weak!
  • Contributor: edeneve
    yeah, too much girth for me. thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: wicked48
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: Sugarfina
    Yeah I have Katsuni's Revenge of the Sea Rabbit, the black one like this, and it's awful. It's too big, and turning the vibrations on with its rotating head hurts me. I like to insert it just for G spot use and not turn the rotating head on. Of course the clitoral vibe feels good if thats the only thing thats on. These are okay toys but coul be better.
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