I found Kody’s Jelly Joystick on my doorstep on a cold, rainy winter’s day. The weather plus an empty house plus a new toy equals a fabulous combination for a little me time.

The packaging for the dildo is average, but it does come with a Doc Johnson carrying bag and a small bottle of lube. The lube is not waterproof though, which would have been nice since this is a waterproof dildo. Anyway, the Jelly Joystick is a gorgeous blue color, a nice edition to my arsenal since most of my toys are pink and super girly. The latex free jelly material bends easily, and the rubbery smell went away after I washed the Joystick with soap and warm water.

After a quick trip to the store for batteries, I got down to business with my new Joystick. I hopped in a warm bath and rubbed the Joystick on a low setting all over my nipples and clitoris. This felt pretty good, and I decided to kick the vibrations up a notch. It turned out this was impossible to do with my hands being wet from the bath; so, of course, I had to get out, dry off, and try to turn the setting up. Still no luck. I finally resorted to the garage in search of a wrench or pliers to fix the dial setting. Kind of a buzz kill but finally my mechanical skills had the Joystick raring to go, and back to the bath I went.

The higher setting was certainly more my speed, and after inserting the dildo a few times, I just wanted to orgasm after all the trouble I went through. The ribbed sides of the Joystick were very stimulating, but in the end, I left the Joystick on my clit and had a pretty average orgasm, nothing earth shattering.

Overall, I feel that Kody’s Jelly Joystick deserves two stars. It can get the job done, but the fact that the adjustable dial base needs to be adjusted with a wrench left me feeling quite unsatisfied. I would not recommend this product to a friend. I give the Jelly Joystick four vrooms and four bees.