XXL European red bat - traditional vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Ready & Willing

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Knock one out of the Park

The Big Red Bat is a well made vibe that has performed flawlessly time after time, for over 2 months, with no signs of problems. Under $30 for this hefty Bat is a good bargain, for the exciting motion it supplies. I would not hesitate to recommend the Bat for a good game in the Bedroom. If smooth and bat shaped doesn't do it for you, there are two other XXL offerings from Doc Johnson that may hit the spot for the same price.

Batter Up!
Silky smooth finish with all the length you can take. Nice strong vibes for minimal price!
A little noisy at higher speeds, but could be fixed with some minor upgrades.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The Big Red Bat is a great vibrator for those who like to be filled up, and get a good workout sliding in and out of home. The vibrations do quite well inside, but it also hits the clit squarely when used externally. Players who like size, and a slick finish, won't be disappointed with the Bat.

Material / Texture

The Big Red Bat is made of pthalate free TPR material. It has a nice smooth finish and a good water based lube will give you some easy thrusting action. Although it is a soft material, it doesn't have too much give to it and allows you to put pressure where needed. The Bat had a slight rubber odor when it came out of the packaging, but it was gone after a couple cleanups with warm water and mild soap.

Design / Shape / Size

The Bat is definitely a XXL when it comes to size with over 9" of insertable length, and 1 3/4" diameter! Even with the size, the smooth surface and a little water based lube makes this slide ride into home. The shape does have a bonus that once inserted, it can become hands free allowing for even more pleasure. This and another one of your favorite vibes, can make it a double play with some clit stimulation. All this being said the bat is only being used by the wife, as the size is a little large for behind the stadium play. She definitely likes the feeling of being filled up with the throbbing action the bat kicks out.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Bat puts out some pretty strong vibes located near the end of the shaft. The controls were easy to grasp, and didn't have the problem of accidentally loosening the battery compartment, like so many twist controls. Even when you get a little too much lube, and it gets on the dial, I didn't have any problems with the control.

The waterproof feature has been tested 4 or 5 times now, in the tub with no signs of leakage. Noise at the lower levels isn't bad but, somewhere between 2/3 and 3/4 power, the batteries hit a resonant frequency at start rattling around. Could probably be fixed with a little cardboard spacer or foam inside, but I'm not too worried about that noise when my wife is moaning and screaming with pleasure!

Care and Maintenance

Since the Big Red Bat is made of a Thermoplastic Rubber, Boiling for sterilization is not in the rule book. That being said, the smooth texture makes for a very easy cleanup with warm water and a mild soap. TPR is somewhat porous so, if both vaginal and anal play are in your game, covering with a condom is recommended. Same goes for multiple player use! Storage is another problem unless your toolbox is on the large size.


Packaging was pretty basic but did the trick, getting it to us with no damage. Definitely not the pretty boxes that you get with higher priced sports gear, but you also didn't pay the price either. Suffice to say it served its purpose


We've used the Bat almost every time we've broke out the toy chest in the last 2 months. My wife loves to be filled up with the head, while I use the silicone twist fun vibe on her clit. Both of these together have her sliding into home time after time. There's nothing like adding a few extra inning to a good game and the Bat has done that.
Follow-up commentary
The bat keeps coming out of the closet, for game after game, and has yet to disappoint. No issues with construction, or mechanical problems, so again for the money it is a good buy!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • deceased
    Whoa that's a big one! Great review!
  • Ready & Willing
    It is a big one but is an enjoyable one!
  • Luscious Lily
    Thanks for the review!
  • bobowaxer
    I think it might scare the hell out of my gf! I'm still thinking about it though. Thanks for the info.
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