Lucid dream no. 54 - g-spot vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by abaaa

Lucid Nightmare

I threw this out after I tried it out 4 or 5 times. I didn't want to look at it anymore. THAT is how much I hated it. Buy this if you like painful dildos/being ripped off.
Love the color. Relatively quiet.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
Ugh! Personally I hated this toy. First the smell, then the shape, and then the ultimately and utterly disappointing vibrations.

First of all, the vibrations were pathetic. PATHETIC! And I'm not a person who needs a crazy vibe to get off. You can't feel anything once it's in, since the vibe is no where near the g-spot, or anywhere else that I'd like to be stimulated. Using it externally on the clit is preferable since the nubs are somewhat stimulating if you rub it up and down, but the vibrations are zilch.

Secondly, what the hell is up with those nubs? They're huge and uncomfortable to insert or even move around. Not good for thrusting. I like thrusting and this was like having a saw rip through my vagina. Not cool. The nubs on the back are for gripping I suppose, but the tapered end that just gets thinner is not very pleasurable. In fact, it sucks at being pleasurable in almost every aspect. I can't think of a way that this toy IS pleasurable.

Third, there's this goddamn wire that's too short and too much in the way. Why is there a wire on this? I have no fucking clue. Water/stuff can get in there, and it seems flimsy, so forget about taking this into the shower or bath. The four speeds are really not that much different, so don't get too excited either.

Don't even think about trying it anally, I'd imagine that would end badly, probably with it just shooting up there with some extremely uncomfortable lumps on the way in. The main reason why you shouldn't use it anally though is because there isn't a flared base. This is the opposite, and it's booby trapped.

Seriously, save yourself some money and buy something better. I've had better hairbrush handles than this thing.
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  • Sammi
    It's too bad about this one - sorry it was so awful :-(

    Thanks for the review!
  • Mr. Poopy Pants
    Thanks for the review!
  • ichigostrawberry
    Sorry you had such a bad experience. Thanks for the honest review.
  • K101
    A saw ripping through your vagina? Jesus! That sounds like a traumatic experience.
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for that very honest, if brutal, review.
  • Cat E.
    Ha, love the title of your review!
  • ellierae
  • Alyona
    Thanks for the review.
  • BrittaniMaree
    Thank for for sharing your experience with this product
  • drock
    Thank you for sharing!
  • GingerSpice
    that sucks sorry..thanks for your input
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