Review of Dancer - Mini sex machine

I'm not going to lie... at first I didn't like the dancer, but it grew on me very quickly and I have to admit this is a great little dance partner, I like this more than I expected to. It has a lot of little different things that make me appreciate it.

So let me start with the size: total is over 8, insertable over 5, pretty standardized, but what I like is the diameter; it's a slim little dancer. It shows that not every dildo has to be huge. In fact being slimmer gives room for movement and less body adjustment time... you can just DANCE.






The second big feature for me is the fact that it heats up, it's wonderful to have a toy that doesn't send a chill up your Vj or that you have to warm up with water, It is waterproof and shower-ready, so there is that, but for those quick grab-and-go people, this one is nice.

Vibrations are nice and not numbing, with some random patterns.

I would also like to mention it comes with a little plastic cover that I like; it keeps the obvious part a bit more discreet. If it had a more serious color, better material quality, and a way to hide the buttons, nobody would ever guess it was a vibrator. Is it a curling iron? A lint roller? Other than a ray at the airport, who knows.

Not everything is great, and my biggest complaint isn't, for once, the shiny plastic parts. While this is one of the better coatings Eden has had with their reflective coatings, there are still parts that look a little off toward the edges. The cover is where I wish they looked a little better, because they’re dangerously close to giving me cheap kids' toy vibes. A matte finish or just slightly nicer plastic would have made a huge difference. I get the aesthetic they were going for, but that shiny material can look cheap.
it glossy look makes it look like a cheap toothbrush cover.

My other main complaint I wish there was more control over the thrust, this is a mini thruster I get that, But it could really benefit from a slow and steady wins the race setting rather then all jack rabbit.

Overall, I recommend it for anyone looking to get a thruster, a new toy buyer, or a couple looking to add some fun without adding another person.

Ok, so where do you try a new waterproof toy with a suction cup?

So off to my bathtub I went. I have a rather large tub, so I have various options for trying positions thanks to the adjustable suction cup.

I never submerged it, but it got wet for sure and ran as if nothing happened. Wanting to be thorough so off to my bed with a cardcover

book(to stick it to), so I could lay on my back and just have it go.
I found that turning on the toy is a little jarring as it jumps, which did scare the hell out of me the first time. And it's a little loud.
This also made me wish it had a slower mode. Just a laid-back, feel-gentle, relaxing experience. But its slower mode is still a little too much like a mini jackhammer to me.

I didn't try anal, but it does make for a nice add-on when with a partner.