Mega blaster - bullet discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Cutie Wit A Booty

The “Mega Blaster” by Doc Johnson at first glance looks cheap and tacky. It’s packaged in a novelty looking cardboard box. The packaging reminds me of something you’d buy in a joke shop. Like, “Here, this is for you. This toy will definitely give you an orgasm… JUST KIDDING.” So. by appearance, I was skeptical. The toy itself also looks cheap. On the silver bullet, there’s a seam of where it looks like it was melted or put together. This raised a few concerns about sanitation. I was worried if fluids and such could seep into the bullet causing harm to the toy, or a gross bacterial build up. The other question I had about the toy that was not explained on the box nor inside on a set of directions was whether or not it is waterproof. This could pose a problem for insertion while using lube and also for cleaning.

 Not entirely impressed by its appearance, I decided to give it a try and see if its performance could sway my judgment. With the three AA batteries, this bullet truly did have powered vibrations. It would easily rate 4 Vrooms and only 2 Bees. It’s so surprising that this high-powered vibrating would be so quiet. This was good because it didn’t interfere with my concentration. Although the “Mega Blaster” has a multi-speed slider, it didn’t really feel like it made much of a difference, which was disappointing, but the intenseness of the vibrations made up for it.

 I started by tracing my body with the bullet while it was on its highest level. I started with my limp cock, up my stomach to my hardening nipples, then back down to my now fully erect dick. Starting from the base, I slowly ran it up my rod till I got to its head. I traced the firm ridge of my cock head while it pulsated from the intensity of the bullet. Then I rested the bullet right under my balls while I jerked my cock. The feeling was great, sending tingles up through my scrotum. After a while, I took the bullet and held it to my cock and just squeezed my cock while I contracted and released muscles. This method slowly built up my orgasm with growing pleasure. Once I found a rhythm of muscle contractions, I started breathing heaving. I was soon spewing out a nice thick load from my sensitive tip. The bullet still sending shivers through my body soon became too intense for my head.

 Although its appearance does not do the “Mega Blaster” justice, I feel that its performance totally compensates for any complaints one might have for the sex toy. Its vibrations are something that user has to get used to. Overall, I would give this toy a 3 star rating, only because I think I was expecting something entirely different from what I got. Not that I’m not pleasantly surprised with its outcome, I just think that 3 stars is a fair rating.