Stefani's vivid dreams - traditional vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Miss Zombie

I have to say, I am really glad that I gave this toy 3 months before I reviewed it. If I would have of reviewed it when I first tried it, it would have been a horrible review. When I received it and saw the size of it in person, I instantly regretted it. Anyone who has read any of my prior reviews knows that I am not a size queen. I like girth, but I do not prefer to stretch myself. I do not cross my threshold; it's just not satisfying to me.

Anyway, I decided to give the toy another chance and try to use it after I had been aroused for a little while. Sure enough, that did the trick! It still didn't slide in easily, but it wasn't painful. My best advice if you are like me, is to take it slow and let your body do the work.

This toy is good for both g-spot stimulation and clitoral. I was able to achieve a nice little orgasm while using it. Let's just say, that after a few minutes of getting into it, I no longer needed any type of bottled lubrication. I was producing my own just fine. I have yet to have an orgasm like the one I had with this toy with any other toy. I am contributing it to the size. Which to me is both a gift and a curse.

Jelly. Jelly. Jelly.

This toy is straight up JELLY. Rubbery, smelly, stiff, and unable to be appropriately sanitized. It is ribbed, and in my opinion, an advanced toy. The smell does not go away easily with this material.

To my surprise this toy is only rated a 2 on the Eden Safety scale. No, no bueno. No list of ingredients are given. Condom usage is probably not the worst idea for this one.

The design of this toy is pretty satisfying. I love the color, as well as the ribs, and size! I see this toy as being a more advanced one, given the size. I am smaller in size vaginally, and larger toys do not suit me well. This will vary with each person. I know there are many women that share the same problem (if it's honestly a problem) that I have, and many do not. Size is not an issue to many women. It's a BIG issue for me, on the other hand. However, I was able to accommodate this toy with ease after a few uses.

Technical Details:

Length: 8 1/2"
Insertable length: 6"
Circumference: 5"
Diameter: 1 5/8"

This toy is powered by 2 AA batteries through a multispeed dial base. You control the intensity of the vibrations by turning the dial to a high, medium, or low setting. Nothing fancy at all. I kinda wish it was a push button instead. It is a little difficult to control during use. Using the highest setting, I still wasn't that impressed with the intensity of the vibrations. It has a larger bullet on the inside, so this surprises me. The noise factor isn't that big of a deal, because the vibrations aren't as strong. This is a waterproof toy; getting kinky in the tub or cleaning it thoroughly is not a problem.

This toy is made of jelly, so only water and sillicone based lubes are recommended. You can also use a soap and warm water; absolutely NO boiling. You may use an antibacterial toy cleaner if you'd like, but be sure that your cleaner can safely work with jelly toys. Jelly cannot be properly sterilized, so sharing is not recommended. Using a condom will eliminate this inconvenience for most users.

I personally recommend washing this toy after each use as it does collect a lot of lint. 2 AA batteries are required, placing them one +side up and -side down. As always with Doc Johnson toys, make sure your cap is screwed on tightly; these things are very temperamental. I also remove my batteries after every use to avoid wasting them and to prevent them bursting inside of my toy. I had this happen to my remote control to my TV a few weeks back, and trust me, it wasn't pretty. I would rather take the extra time and remove them, than open up my "special toy box" and find one of my better toy's inside components ruined by a Duracell.

The toy comes in the basic plastic box that a majority of Doc Johnson toys come in. This one is decorated in the same blue that the toy is featured in. It also features a tastefully dressed blonde (I assume Stefani) wearing a cute little bra and panties set. The packaging allows you to safely store the toy, and is also appropriate for gift giving. This is important to me personally. I do not like the toy boxes with nudity; don't get me wrong, I love nudity, just not on the toy packaging. I think being discreet is a plus.