Nice little vibe, demonic packaging

If you want a great vibe that is around the same size as the average male body part, look elsewhere. This thing is probably just too small for most. But it's surprisingly strong and exceptional for external pinpoint stimulation. Frankly, I'd think of it more like a long bullet rather than a vibrator, but I do like it. It's really nice for the price and crazy easy to clean. It always helps to have a normal battery type. It also doesn't make your fingers numb, which is a really nice thing.
surprisingly strong, soft velvety texture, great pinpoint for external, no numb fingers, quiet
really darn small, evil packaging, no fine tuning of speed, not waterproof, not discreet
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is a traditional vibe that's designed to be inserted, but really, for most, it's probably too small.
It has nice, rather quiet vibrations that you CAN feel inside, but for someone more accustomed to a larger toy, you can barely feel the poor little thing.

It's really great for pinpoint external stimulation, and COULD be used anally, but because of a lack of a flared base and because it's plastic, I wouldn't recommend it.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This plastic toy has a surprisingly soft, velvety texture (due to the PU coating) that somehow makes up for the hardness of the actual plastic. It doesn't have any smell or taste and doesn't grab onto anything, unlike other materials that collect lint and dust, or other plastics that I imagine could be subject to static electricity.

It has a subtle, vertical, smooth, ridged texture along the lower part of the toy that I didn't find noticeable. But then again, I barely found the toy itself noticeable, since I'm used to larger ones.
In case you had any doubt, this toy does not bend at all. There's no give with plastic.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This. Thing. Is. TINY. I mean, really, for an insertable, it's incredibly small. If you want something about the size of the average male human body part, you'll just have to look elsewhere. It doesn't scream "I'm a fake penis toy!" by any means, but it's clearly a vibrator, and I would not recommend leaving it out. It's small enough to easily hide and is so unobtrusive I lost it a few times in my sheets already in the two days I've had it. It probably helps that it matches my sheets though.

I kind of like the design, really. It's cute and unobtrusive, but it's still quite clearly a vibrator. I was easily able to slip it into my robe pocket to sneak it to the shower to clean it, which is a HUGE advantage when you live in a dorm like I do.
    • Aesthetically pleasing
    • Beginner
    • Discreet size

Functions / Performance / Controls

This little puppy takes a single AA battery and does a nice job with it. The nice thing with the design of the controls, which is a simple dial base, is that the dial is on the end of the cap, so you don't have to worry about taking the cap off when you turn the toy off.

Despite that is has a dial base, I could notice 3 different levels of vibration rather clearly. The plus with the dial base here is that you can slide through them seamlessly, whereas with a push button (at least the non- rechargeable ones), there's a pause as the connections physically change. The dial base also allows you to turn it off much quicker than cycling through all the functions on some push button toys.
They're just plain vibrations, though fairly strong and very well done for the price.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

This thing is SO easy to care for. I swear, I used it and it looked like I hadn't used it at all.
I would not recommend getting it very wet if you can help it, but since nothing really sticks to it, you could probably get away with just using a toy wipe, or a baby wipe. Other than that, just some soap and water. It's mildly splash proof, but don't soak the poor thing, it just won't hold up.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The packaging for this toy is demonic. It's NOT discreet by any means and it's that kind of super-fused, plastic edge that can give you a paper cut and tries to murder your hand while you try to cut it off- because that's the ONLY option with that kind of seal. Worse yet, once you get the two layers apart, you find out that the hole for hanging it in a store? That thing has the edges fused together too! So good luck getting the paper out!

The paper insert is rather...painfully simple. It states what it is and then is kind enough to tell you:
-Requires one AA battery
-Close battery cup tightly
-Use bottom dial-up for speed adjustment

-When not in use don't leave batteries inside
-Wash with anti-bacterial soap and warm water

Under that is a smart phone barcode that says "Scan for VIDEO"
besides that, it's just regular packaging stuff. Made in China. For novelty use only.

Why do they call these things novelty items anyways? I mean, they call snow globes and yo-yo's novelty items too. This is NOT a snow globe.
    • Evil
    • Near useless
    • Not discreet
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  • Contributor: Wicked Wahine
    I always make sure to look at the life size photo option on the product pages! It spares me the shock of finding something like this is so small. I know the dimensions are listed, but sometimes a visual makes all the difference! Thanks for the review. I sent you a private comment on why they call these novelties, lol!
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