Kisses heart vibe - traditional vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by windowchimp

Kisses heart vibe

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This item was extremely weak. I might as well have been using a bumpy dildo. Despite the low price, this vibrator was not worth it at all.
cute, good size
weak, bumpy, uninspiring
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This is best used to find your G-spot or for penetration. It can be used anally, on the nipples or the clit too. I didn't think the vibrations were strong enough to effectively be used on any one of these, though.
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The material is hard plastic with a velvety finish. It is nice to touch, but when in use, the velvety texture did not make a difference to me.

Design / Shape / Size

The texture is velvety, but you can't feel that when you're using it. The size is perfect, especially for beginners. Advanced users would probably be extremely disappointed with this toy all around. The design is also very cute.
    • Beginner
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

I could not feel the vibrations at all. I was disappointed and did not get anything out of it (in other words, it did not get the job done). On the upside, it was extremely quiet. It almost sounded as if it were the light buzzing of a fan.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

This toy is easy to wash. Just rub toy cleaner over it and rinse it off. Make sure to get around all the bumps. If you're not careful, it could get dirty quickly.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The packaging was easy to open and cute!
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

This toy could not do the job. Despite the velvety texture, the hearts were hard and bumpy, and the vibrations on their highest setting could not compare to my other vibe on its lowest. I'd rather just buy a dildo.
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  • ConnerJay
    Thanks for the review
  • - Kira -
    Thanks for the review. Sorry this didn't work for you!

    You mention the size is prefect for beginners. What is the length and width of this toy?
  • Breas
    Sorry to hear you did not enjoy it! What type of batteries does it take? Also, you mentioned that you had it on the "highest setting".. How many settings are there for vibrations? Thanks for the review!
  • Maxx
  • Lover of Leather
    Bummer. We have had a few toys that didn't do it for us either. Oh well, just move on to the next one, that's what we do. Thanks for the review.
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  • darkkitty
    Nice review!
  • windowchimp
    i dont remember the length and width since i no longer have the toy. it should be on the product information, if you're still interested. also, yes, you can feel the bumps. it's just not a pleasurable feel.
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for a good review.
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  • sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review !
  • EmuLove
    Thank You
  • .kaycat
    Thank you for the review
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