Lighted shimmers turbo bullet - bullet vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Krazy Animal

Not As "Turbo" As It May Seem

You can pay just maybe five to ten more bucks for something that actually works ten times better. Also you could buy one with two bullets instead of just one for almost the same price.
Plug-in jack
LED didn't work, needs stronger vibrations, drains batteries
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
I bought this toy thinking it would be interesting to try a new type of vibrating bullet with my girlfriend, instead of buying the exact same one we had gotten last time. I went through all different ones, bouncing back and forth between different options on different websites. Finally I came to the decision to go ahead and buy this one, not only because it said it had multiple speeds but also because the bullet said it had an LED light on it. I thought it would be cool to have something that glows and matches the blacklights we have in our bedroom.

I am disappointed to say that it was a mistake to buy this. Sure, it takes one more AA battery than the last one we had, but once you open up the box, you can tell how cheaply the vibrating bullet is made. When holding the remote, I was afraid I might break it, and also it was different that you can plug and unplug the bullet part. That was the only thing that I really seemed to like about it. You could unplug it and go wash it instead of taking the whole thing with you. Also, it is easier to pack away, since you can disassemble it into components.

After placing the batteries in, I turned it on just to test it out. The LED part of the bullet failed to even work. The multiple-speed vibrations were nothing more than a laugh. It is the weakest and worst bullet I have ever owned. It's moreso something to use to tickle my girlfriend instead of pleasing her. I promise you that this toy is going into our small box in the closet, never to resurface unless it is an emergency, and I mean a big emergency.
I only got the bullet for my girlfriend, because it adds more to her pleasure than it does to mine. She was not only as disappointed as I was, but was a bit upset that we spent money on something so worthless.
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My Lighted shimmers turbo bullet tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
    • Strap-on sex
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • epiphanyjayne
    Thanks for sharing your experience.
  • married with children
    thanks for sharing.
  • Peres2013
    Great review
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