Finger massager discontinued
by Church and Dwight

Not Quite Ultra Pleasure

I wasn't impressed with this vibe at all. Buy a cheap bullet vibe with a couple of speeds if that's what you want. Or go with a finger vibe. This is pricey for what you get, and will cost more by the time you add the watch batteries.
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Pros
Small, easy to clean.
Cons
Only one speed, watch batteries, not very strong.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

The toy is designed to be used either as a finger vibe or as a bullet. It's small and almost quiet enough that it could be used anywhere. You can definitely use it alone or with a partner, and the waterproof element held up for me in numerous showers.

A good toy for beginners or those who want to add a travel accessory to their bag. Could be used as an additional toy along with a larger, more complex toy.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The outer covering for the finger vibe is very soft and rubbery, without being sticky. I didn't find it to be a very appealing texture -- there are ribs across the front, and then a fingerprint-type swirl at the tip, probably designed to add extra texture, but I found them too subtle to really make a difference.

The bullet is a smooth, hard, two-color plastic and/or latex (it's hard to tell, and the documents don't say much about which part is made of which material).
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The shape of the bullet vibe is unique, larger on one end and tapering down. It's very small, but the shape allows a better grip than a traditionally shaped bullet vibe. It's very small, so it's great for travel and/or discreet storage.

The button on the end is very large, and easy to turn on and off. There are only two settings, but sometimes it skips, so it doesn't turn all the way on or off if you click it.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

While the vibrations are very fast, they're not terribly strong. I found that they were almost difficult to feel. If you go for a light, fast touch, this might be your toy. Otherwise, you might be disappointed.

Sadly, there is only one speed, and while the vibrations are pretty good, they're not great. If it works for you, then you're set. If it doesn't, there aren't any other options. When you put the sleeve over it, it decreases the vibrations even more.

This toy is surprisingly noisy for its size and vibration speed, and occasionally gets noisier in a random pattern while you're using it.

It comes with the three necessary batteries, but they're watch batteries. Yes, they can be replaced. But not very easily anymore (watch batteries are becoming more and more expensive and hard to find) and they can't be recharged.

Here's the thing: the batteries last 50 minutes (or, as the pamphlet says, "until the self-contained batteries run out") and studies have shown that it takes the average woman 15-30 minutes to have an orgasm. Which means you get, at the most, four orgasms out of this toy before you have to buy new watch batteries. This is why I will always, always recommend a rechargeable toy. They are more expensive to purchase, but they end up saving so much time, money and hassle in the long run. Right now, my absolute favorite clit stimulator is the We-Vibe Salsa. Yes, it's quite a bit more expensive ($20 to $80 -- but I bought it on a sale from here), but the amount of pleasure I've gotten from the Salsa combined with the fact that I've never had to buy batteries for it, makes it a bargain.
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

The vibrator and the covering can both be washed with soap and hot water. It's very easy to clean -- you just have to make sure you wash the ridges and edges really well.

It comes with a little velvety pouch for storage -- just make sure you dry the vibe completely before you store it away.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Packaging is very simple -- a cardboard box with the vibe sealed inside a foil wrapper that just looks like a large condom package.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: CountryPrincess
    Thank you so much for your great review!!
  • Contributor: Cynthia Jordan
    thanks
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    Thanks!
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    thanks
  • Contributor: Dawnwill
    Nice review
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    thanks for the review
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