Euphoria pleasure ride - g-spot vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Nothere

I got the Euphoria Pleasure Ride hoping to find a good sized toy with a suction cup. I was drawn to the Pleasure Ride because of its unique shape. It looked like nothing I had ever seen or used before and I was intrigued. I was hoping for a 'ride-able' toy that also stimulated my g-spot. However, when I received the toy, I was disappointed. It just did not live up to my expectations and I didn't find 'euphoria' with this toy.

Okay, basics first. The toy is fire engine red and has a suction cup base attached to a curved body which juts out into an egg shaped head. It's made of PVC (safety rating 2) and came with a slight chemical smell. The smell is still hear after a couple of months and hasn't gone away. But, it's not overpowering is hard to detect. It is compatible water and silicone lubes, but can not be sterilized. To clean, you can use toy cleaner or soap and warm water. If you're going to be sharing this vibrator, I would suggest trying to use a condom as the toy can't be sterilized. However, because of the size and shape, you may not be able to fit a condom on. I personally was not able to.

Now, on to the size...this toy is BIG! It's 8.5 in. long with 7 in. insert able, theoretically. However, I couldn't get anything more than the head in. It's mostly smooth with some texture at the head, but the texture was not very noticeable. I caution you; this toy is not for the faint of heart. Not only is it long, but the head as long an average sized chicken egg (about 2 in.) though not quite as thick. The size alone makes it unsuitable for beginners. I would advise being sure about your vibrator preferences before considering this toy as it is very unique.

The vibrations on this toy were buzzy and weak. It's controlled by a control pack (2 aa batteries) attached to the toy and has two settings: high and low. It wasn't particularly loud and wouldn't be heard under covers. What annoyed me was that the vibrations were centered at base. Low was basically a joke and even high was much too weak at the head. Because the material is so dense, the vibrations have trouble making it up to the head. Using it, I just couldn't feel anything! The vibrator part wasn't exactly weak, but all of it was at the base, leaving nothing for the head. :(

The main features of this vibrator is its suction cup based, used to 'ride'. Both failed me. The suction cup was not strong enough for me and kept coming off the table at the most inopportune times. I just couldn't ride it without being bucked off.

The first time I used it I had a bit of trouble figuring out how to get it in. I wasn't quite sure which side faced up...once I did figure out, however, I realized it didn't make much of a difference. The head was so big that I could barely move it inside me! I couldn't thrust and I couldn't move without the suction cup popping out. The toy was too flexible and much too big to really do anything for me. I prefer harder and smaller g spotters. This toy just didn't fit my anatomy right.

I wish I could say that this felt better, but I can't. I still can't really feel anything, and every time I try I get so frustrated with the suction cup base. This one is on my 'to dispose of' list.