What almost ISN'T the best use for this amazing product from the gods of orgasmic delight? This amazing mofo not only is fun for playing around with yourself or a partner - hey, more the merrier am I right? This magic bullet ride has controls set to HOLY SHIT to OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS to FUCK FUCK FUCK HOW DO I PUSH THIS BUTTON WITHOUT HAVING AN ORGASMIC SEIZURE? Boys, girls, trans alike are going to love this. It's especially something great if you love really powerful vibrations and having the ability to control how it vibrates which I must say, the speeds and patterns of which it vibrates are the most unique sensations I have ever experienced in my toy land world.

When I opened the package containing the best time of my life, I found the product to be so smooth, almost silky but not quite. There's no other way to describe how nice it felt. The cord of course, protects the entire toy from water, which makes this bad boy a waterproof fun zone. I would highly recommend you take full advantage of the bedroom, your shower, your tub, whatever with this thing. It's remote controlled, so YOU control the speed patterns and everything.

When I saw this toy before I even had it delivered, I was curious. I have never had a remote controlled ANYTHING for the bedroom. It's not huge and bulky, but it is about hand-held size. The string is long enough so that if you have someone with you who you wants to control it for you while you sit and relax, you have room to move. I found it great when I tried it not too long ago, when I was on my stomach and my husband had it for penetration stimulation. Anally, it's great for beginners who want to get into anal toys. Although the toy is not specifically for any body part, I had an easy time with it in my back door without any pain.

I absolutely cannot express enough how amazing the controls are for this thing. Get yourself some AAA batteries, because you are going to need them for this amazing ride of your life. The toy comes with a button that if you press it, it turns the toy on. You can press that same "on" button to turn it off. This is located on the control portion that you can hold, your lover can hold, or you can press and set aside (when you know you have picked your next step, the vibration).

The button for the vibration says x7. I lost count on how many types of vibration patterns there were. I was having a hay day with the whole thing, and so was my husband. We took turns doing sensory play with each setting, finding out which ones we liked best. Honestly, I love them all (depending on my arousal).
Yes, the toy is going to be noisy, but if you live in a private setting and noise is no problem, PLEASE try this toy out. When you're done, just wash with nice hot water, because hey, this bitchin' toy is waterproof! Of course I have yet to take it into the tub, but I can't wait to do that later :)

Just like with any toy, you should always go with the safe bet and wash with warm water. This toy, being waterproof will make cleaning easier for you, because being waterproof there's no risk of damaging your toy. I personally use hot/warm water and a towel and make sure I get everything out.

If you are going anal, be especially careful because the bullet has a divider (like most bullets do) and sometimes you can have a "mess" in between the crevice, but it's super simple to clean with water and a towel. Just make sure you pay attention to what you are doing.

Dry your toy and love it like you would with someone you want to keep forever. I like to keep things wrapped dry in a soft fabric and in my little love box.

With the packaging, I didn't need to read the thing to know how it works, it's that simple! All you do is press the button at the bottom of your controller and it opens the slot for the batteries without you having to pry it open.

By far, this is a toy I love so much. My husband is in awe himself, and can't wait to use it for his solo days while I'm at work and he's in the shower. :) Together we had a lot of fun, and that's really what makes sex more enjoyable. Toys that don't take away, but enhance a relationship and sex are rare to come by; I think we have a personal favorite we're going to have to share.

I first began using the toy as a trial with sensory play. I had my partner have his go with the controller, running the bullet around my body. I have to say, sometimes it tickled and sometimes it "tickled" if you know what I mean. ;)

I myself was in heaven, knowing there were surprises each time you clicked for the next "set" of vibration patterns. I can't pick a favorite yet because they are all fun, and it felt great in my booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere!