G curve teaser - g-spot vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by IrishLassie

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On my Back, Begging for More

Does your G-spot crave attention? Do you like that feeling of dissatisfaction? Then I have the perfect toy for you. All for the low, low price of $14.99 plus shipping and handling. But wait if you click now, we will give this to you for the unbelievably amazing price of $14.99 plus shipping and handling. What are you waiting for?
Buzzy, discreet, easy to use
didn’t please my G-spot, no handle
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


*Disclaimer: I accidently saved this review in the wrong template and should be read as a single essay without divisions. So please bear with me.

Do you like to have numb fingers and leaving your G-spot craving for more, than the G Curve Teaser is just right. And for the wonderful low price of $14.99 this toy can be yours. If that doesn’t pique your interest, this toy can lend its vibrations to your clit and nipples. You can use this anytime of the day and everywhere expect for any place that has water. It's not exactly water friendly. This toy can be used by everyone at any level
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

What do you get for the price? Let me tell you! Made of Jelly, this beauty cannot be sanitized and if you plan on sharing, please wrap this up in protective gear. You will also notice a pungently sweet smell that will go away over time. And that wonderful aroma will linger in the air and on your hands. The body is smooth and slightly sticky. There is a ridge in the middle of the toy, that once inserted, cannot be felt.
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

For those on the go, the G Curve fits nicely in your purse or suitcase. Perhaps you just want a quiet night, or not so much *wink* in bed, lean back and let the mildly strong vibrations take you to orgasm....perhaps. It's designed with the bullet at the bottom, while the top curves in attempt to please the G-spot. Do not worry about girth as this toy is not designed to fill you up; this toy is also not designed for anal play as there is no flared base and the remote cannot be used as a retrieval cord.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

As mentioned before, the vibrations are mildly strong with the ability to adjust the speed by means of the remote control. This handy remote is attached, so it’s never too far away, nor can you lose it in the lukewarm heat of passion. Just be aware that with no handle, your fingers will get numb holding onto the bullet. The vibrations carry nicely when used externally, however, internally they get...lost. The G Curve is soft and flexible at the tip and not only will it JUST tease your G-spot, but will leave it craving for more. Don't forget your nipples and clit, because they are just begging to be entertained. Also, please don't take any electronic devices into the shower or bath.
    • Discreet sound
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Please make sure to always take care in cleaning up after every use. Method of cleaning is your choice, whether you decide to use warm water/mild soap or your favorite toy cleaner. It's easily stored in or nightstand or toy chest. And another thing, this product works great when paired with either water based or silicone lubes. Again, because this product is made out of Jelly, it cannot be sanitized. Always remember that it is not recommended for sharing, but if you do, please use a condom.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


When you order your toy, it will come in a plastic wrap to seal in that fresh plastic smell. This is easily removable though. Please keep the box away from small children or people with innocent eyes. There is a scantily clad lady on the front of the box. And for those of you who love to recycle, rejoice. You can use the box to store your new toy!
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet


Here are some personal testimonies. *Please note these are not paid actors.
"When I first got my G Curve Teaser, I was excited. I thought to myself, 'Yes, a toy for my G-spot." I was blown away. The G Curve teased and teased my G-spot and left me on my back begging for more. Boy did it titillate my clit but before I could finish my fingers were so numb from holding onto the bullet as there was no handle. The controller was nice and easy to use. Just use the dial to turn up the speed. The tip is flexible and just barely put pressure on my G-spot. No matter how much either I or my husband finagled it, there just wasn’t enough pressure, and I have a sensitive G-spot."
Follow-up commentary
This toy didn't work with my anatomy. It wasn't long enough or rigid enough to reach my g-spot. Unfortunately, after several washes it still had that sickeningly, sweet smell, that I just couldn't get past. It did, however, feel great as a clit vibe, and was able to bring me to orgasm. The orgasm just wasn't worth my fingers going numb from the vibrations. Now if that works for you, great! Definitely not a toy that I would recommend for sharing because it's made of jelly. Nonetheless, it's a decent enough, not great, toy for the price. I would say it would work best for beginners.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    good review
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    Thanks guys
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    great review...I'll be sure to steer clear!
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