The original remote control egg - egg vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Gracefire

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Overall, I was very, very disappointed. I had such high hopes for this. It really has such awesome potential, both as a solo toy and for use with a partner. Honestly, if the issues were only the battery and the strap, I could overlook it and would have given it a higher rating but the connectivity issues were too plentiful and just killed the deal for me. Save your money.
Good vibration; quiet and discreet.
Doesn't work very well; strap on the egg gets in the way.
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useful review
I wanted to like this toy; I really, really did. I bought it for use in a Dom/sub context, specifically for use in orgasm control and denial and when it worked, it was wonderful for that purpose. It can be discreetly tucked in a pair of underwear and is quiet enough to use in social settings. (I wouldn't use it in any place where you need to be super quiet - you need at least a minimal level of noise to cover the sound of the buzzing.)

However, the key phrase in this review is again and again going to come back to "when it worked". The description claims it works through doors, but that could not be further from my experience. Partner twists the wrong way? Wouldn't work. Move your arm a little too far to the side? Wouldn't work. Trying to use it through sheets and blankets? Wouldn't work. Let me tell you, I am all for orgasm denial, but it is very, very frustrating when you actually want it to work and it just won't.

Another thing that really annoyed me was the fact that the strap on the egg was not removable. I never used it, as it is too short to loop around your wrist and still allow the egg to reach your fingertips for positioning. More often than not, I just found that got in the way and just offered more nooks and crannies for bodily fluid to accumulate. I use sex toy wipes for my toys after use, and often found myself hunched over the area where the strap attached to the egg trying to get built-up fluids out of it.

There is also the issue of the batteries. This toy runs on an N battery. They are not all that common and are expensive when you can find them, so make sure you have several on hand as this toy devours batteries. Also, of course, as battery power gets low, the problems with connectivity that are listed above become more and more pronounced.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Light play
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
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    Thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review.
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    Nice first review.
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    Thanks for the review.

  • Gracefire
    You're all very welcome!
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    Thanks for the honest review!
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