Paradise pleaser - clitoral stimulator by Nasstoys - review by darthkitt3n

When I opened my door to go get my mail, I saw a Priority Mail box sitting in front of my door. I took it back in, opened it, and discovered the Paradise Pleaser had arrived. I was surprised it had arrived as early as it did because of the holiday weekend.

I cut the box open and dug through the bubble wrap until I found the package inside. I took the Paradise Pleaser out of the package and discovered it needed three AA batteries to run. I put in some batteries to test it out to see if it worked. I was also curious as to how it looked when it was lit up.

The controller lit up with red, green, and blue lights that flashed to the speed of the vibrations the Pleaser was letting out. As I turned the dial, the lights flashed faster, and the strength of the vibrations picked up.

Later, after both my fiancé and I had had dinner and finished up any work we needed to do on our computers, we lay down on the bed to cuddle for a little bit and go to sleep. Earlier, I had put the Pleaser next to my bed with some of my other small sex toys in a Victoria’s Secret bag.

Things began to heat up as we kissed and cuddled, and eventually, we ended up teasing and playing with each other. I put the Paradise Pleaser on the bed, along with some lube, and he willingly began to use it on me while I continued to play with him. The vibrations were strong enough to be felt comfortably, but not so strong that they were hurting. The different movements of the motor were all random; sometimes long whirs, a pulse or two, and some short buzzes.

This vibrator definitely made the big “O” experience a lot better for me. The subtle vibrations stimulated me and made me feel a lot tenser in the clitoral area than I would if I hadn’t been using a vibrator. When all the tension went away, it felt like a flood of passion.

I recommend trying this vibrator or a similar one at least once. It gives just as much stimulation as penetrating vibrators do, if not more. It is also small and easy to clean and store, making it easier to keep from prying eyes.

I give it four out of five stars, three vrooms, and two bees.

I accidentally killed the Paradise Pleaser. The last time I used it, which was probably 2+ years ago, I left the batteries in it. They corroded and I am unable to remove them to see if the thing still works. I doubt it would, since it looks like the batteries got junk all the way into the controls.

The Paradise Pleaser is somewhat annoying, due to its random pulsations. However, the vibrating massager is very easy to maneuver and clean.