Perfect buzz for a busy bee~

If you can manage a little extra noise, this toy will more than make up for it with intensely powerful vibrations with a delicious array of speeds, intensities, and textures. Be careful if you hand the controls over to your partner though, they may enjoy pushing those buttons too much to let you have it back.
Powerful, long-lasting, and waterproof!
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If there's one word to describe this toy, it is versatile. So many speeds, patterns, and intensities - and the variation of texture lends beautifully to a myriad of applications.

This toy is great for internal vaginal use or external clitoral stimulation. While it does have an attached cord, I would not suggest relying on that alone to remove it for safe anal play - but external anal stimulation is divine.

The tip of the egg is perfectly shaped to tease with, and the motor seems to be centered there for the most intense sensations. The handle is a bit too narrow to be used well as a toy for repetitive penetration, but its tapered perfectly for staying put inside the vagina - no matter how much you squirm.

One could wear the toy discreetly under clothes, but the cord is a bit of an obvious and bright pink shade, and the vibrations do err on the loud side. I would not recommend it for stealthy stimulation.

Oh, and the best part - it's waterproof! And a great addition to a relaxing bath, I might add.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

The material is velvet-touch plastic, so it is smooth but quite rigid - which lends itself well to the powerful vibration transfer. The surface has two textured ridges: One with very pronounced bumps, and one with very subtle ones - both perfect for sensation play.

For materials like this, if used anally, I would suggest putting a condom on the toy. They aren't particularly porous, but they have a knack for retaining odors- plus, it makes clean-up a breeze! And additionally, a condom would help add some more safety to anal play, as this toy is NOT tapered, and you do not want to rely on the cord alone to remove the toy- being able to pull on a condom and the cord should offer a much more secure use.
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

I find this design very aesthetically pleasing, but it isn't the sort of toy that forfeits function for form- the design lends itself very well to pleasurable use. It is on the larger side for a bullet-egg toy, but not by much - it is definitely approachable for beginners. It could be very easily packed into a small space, and it's very easy to remove the batteries for storage.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

There are only two buttons, and that makes using this toy extremely easy. You have an on/off, and a speed changer - and they are raised enough to be able to find the buttons easily without looking.

It is quite loud on the higher settings, so tread carefully if discretion is your goal.

This toy performs great underwater, and seems to be rather efficient with battery usage - it's powerful, but it sure does make those AAA batteries last.

The best feature in terms of function lies in its varied speeds. There are your usual low, medium, and high vibrations, and then different levels of pulsing. However, it also has two fantastic sweeping-style vibrations, where it starts low and slowly increases (or vice-versa) for each pulse - it's not a setting I've seen often, and boy is it fantastic.
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Powerful
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

Cleaning is easy, especially given that it is waterproof. The areas between the ridges are a little narrow, so I'd advise a q-tip to clean between them, but otherwise it's easily cleaned with warm water and mild soap/toy cleaner.
It is compatible with water, oil, or silicone-based lubricants - I would highly suggest water based, as it has a good amount of slip perfect for external use.
    • Easy to clean

Personal comments

The length of this cord is perfect for some BDSM applications, as you can easily insert this toy (or place it externally) and affix the control handle to their body via rope (or my personal favorite, bondage tape) without covering the buttons or leaving the cord perilously taut. The variation in speeds is wonderful for teasing, as well.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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