Think pink pretty n pink vibe - bullet vibrator by Topco Sales - review by MissFae

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Well, I took a long time to submit my review for this one because I was trying to find some inspiration. That's exactly what I didn't get from this toy. It's got strong vibrations and lasts as long as you expect watch batteries to. I knew it was going to be small. It did exactly what it was supposed to. It just didn't seem to have any qualities (positive or negative) to shout about.
Seems to be fairly water-proof, Strong vibrations, velvety smooth texture, discreet, quiet.
Small, watch batteries are a hassle, poor packaging makes for leaky battery cleanup.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
It's small, it's pink, it vibrates!! It does exactly what it's supposed to do. It's a plastic vibe with a nice velvety texture. This little pink vibe is smaller than your average bullet, making it... pretty damn small. I thought to myself "Just a little clit vibe, no need to worry about size, should still be fun!". It didn't really work out that way. It just didn't do much, it vibrated, but I guess it would have been nice to have some surface area to work with.

It did come with batteries, but they were corroded in the packaging again. Strangely it actually had one set IN the toy and one set in the packaging. As they were all head to head touching each other, that was two sets of batteries ruined. So I set out to buy more batteries... after I had thrown out the leaky ones, I referred to the packaging to find out which watch batteries it took. There are a zillion sizes and some of them are SO close to each other. Just my luck, that package does not actually say what size it takes. I had to experiment. I took it shopping with me in my pocket. That was not at all helpful. Just can't eyeball a watch battery size. I eventually discovered that it seems to take 5 AG13 batteries and they last about 1-2 uses. It's a bit of a hassle when I can just buy a mega pack of AA's for most of my toys and be set for a while.

This little vibe does pack some power, I wasn't disappointed there. Not too strong, not too weak either and the vibrations are pretty consistent for a while before the battery fizzles out. Not like some vibes that are strong at first then weaker for most of the battery life.

It's claim of being waterproof seemed to hold truer than most 'waterproof' toys I have tried. I didn't really put that to the test by immersing it aside from washing though. One concern would be that the little fabric rope on it is not easy to clean. It can be removed if you don't like it there, or replaced with something you feel is more hygienic.

Is it worth the price? No. There are lots of better bullets for about 2/3's of the price. I would look for something a little bigger, powered by AA batteries. The one feature in this toy I might look for in an other toy is the velvety smooth texture.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Jimbo Jones
    I don't think a cordless bullet/egg running on AAs even exists. One might be able to find one on AAAs, but I think those are going to be few and far between. Using 5 AG13s is pretty excessive. How many came with it, 10? This sounds like an all around bad experience and I'll probably stay away from it myself. Thanks for the review.
  • MissFae
    Yah, I dunno about cordless ones running on AA's, definitely ones with cords though, I'd sacrifice the convenience of no cord for the convenience of easy access to batteries. Yes, it came with 10. A full set inside the toy and a full set in the package. I think whoever packaged it thought that the little plastic insert stopping the top battery head from touching the toy would prevent leakage. They didn't account for the fact that the batteries were all head to head with each other though :S Even the ones in the package were stacked and leaky.
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Nice review! Big smile
  • evanovca
    thanks for the review!
  • MAnne
    Personally, I don't care for the ones with watch batteries. Thanks for the review!
  • CynicallyYours
    Interesting, thanks!
  • angel142stx
    nice review
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