Purple-Headed Yogurt Chucker

I would definitely recommend this toy to novice or advanced user of vibrators, or someone who wants a quiet powerhouse. Despite being a little bit hard to clean, I do not think that should deter anyone from trying this lovely toy.
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Pros
Powerful, variety, waterproof, quiet
Cons
Eats batteries, high maintenance, TPR silicone reacts to it
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

I can suggest the use of this vibrator for anywhere, and basically any place that isn't devoid of sound. I would not necessarily recommend it be used by people new to vibrators, though. I've had three different vibrators, working up to something more powerful. I must say, it is QUITE powerful, and I was not expecting that. So yes, if you want a powerful vibrator with different settings, this would be perfect for you.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • 10-speed
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

Upon opening the packaging, I picked up the vibrator and noticed a slick substance on it. I smelled it and it was completely disgusting! It was like grease or something, but it quickly went away with a couple washings of unscented soap and hot water.
This toy is made of PVC and it took me a while to realize that my other toy, which is TPR Silicone, was having a reaction with this toy. While this toy was fine, my other toy started to melt when it had contact across long periods of time.
However, the actual material is very pleasing to the touch. It is soft, but I do suggest getting it slippery because it will drag or pull on skin if not. The several different textures were a big pro for this toy. I wanted to try different textures, and boy does this toy give. The swirl pattern is really nice and smooth to feel. The pyramid ridges were interesting. If I'm not ready or haven't warmed up with a smaller toy, the pyramids almost felt a little painful. And the swirl down at the bottom as well was a nice added feature. I really love how the toy goes from thick to thin to thick, it definitely adds to the experience.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

I really like the design of the toy. It adds a bunch of different textures that allow a person to easily mix things up. I really enjoyed the variance of girth as well. It was nice to have thick, thin, and gradually thicker again. I think the size is fairly big and depending on the day, I would have to work up to it just a little bit. I would not recommend this toy for beginners to vibrators or people who don't like bigger toys. I specifically sought out a toy that was bigger and had different vibration functions, so it worked perfectly for me. The toy is most certainly not easy to hide at all. I would only be able to transport it if it was in a suitcase or my book bag.
    • Big
    • Textured

Functions / Performance / Controls

The fact that this vibrator can be bent with your body, makes it extremely easy to use when you want to reach a certain spot and not have to break your wrist to do so. The vibrations are located in the very tip of the toy, so they are felt very well for external stimulation, as well as very deep for the internal stimulation. There are ten different vibration settings for this toy, which gives you an extreme amount of variance for what will feel the best during each use. It has a memory chip in it, so when turned off and then back on, it resumes the last setting that you had it at. The button to turn the toy on, and the button to change the vibration settings are right next to each other on the bottom. The latter is raised higher, so you can tell which button it is by touch.

The toy is fairly noisy but with a little music and a door, it should be just fine. The first day I got it, I had to put it in my bag and hurry up to go to the library to study before class. It somehow got turned on in my bag and was quiet enough that I could reach in and turn it off with no real head turning. It was embarrassing, but not as much as it could have been.

The toy is very waterproof and actually has a strong enough vibration to be felt from an inch or more away through the water. I recommend trying it out for yourself.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This toy is fairly easy to take care of, but it is a little more high maintenance in the cleaning department. You need to be extra certain that you clean out the ridges in the head, and around the body of the toy. It can be a little hard sometimes, and I would definitely recommend giving it a second wash at a later time as well.

I had to be EXTREMELY careful in storing my toy, because of the reaction. I now store it in its own plastic bag, wrapped up in a cloth. You absolutely can NOT just leave the batteries in the toy with the cap on. It needs to be stored without batteries or it will guzzle the life out of them. I don't know how, but every time I've left the battery pack in, even if it is not on, the batteries last almost half the time than leaving them out when not in use.

Just make sure you toy is super clean, and don't leave the batteries in when not in use and you will be perfectly fine. Learn from my trial and error.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance
Follow-up commentary
Sassy Swirl is still my absolute FAVORITE toy I've owned. I've had a fairly limited experience, but it is definitely the best. I've been keeping up the small amount of maintenance, so everything is just great. I still Love it!
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  • Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7
    Thanks for the review. What is this toy made out of?
  • Contributor: Rossie
    Thank you for sharing. It would be nice to include some basic information such as material and measurements in the review.
  • Contributor: PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: This Is For The Birds
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: MrWishyWashy
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: faust
    nice review
  • Contributor: Peres2013
    Good review
  • Contributor: Kastle
    Def nut usin dis wit mah othu toy, den.
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