Royal wizard - g-spot rabbit vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Epiphora

Royal wizard

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Funky but mediocre

The Royal Wizard has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head with a narrow shaft, and its deep blue body is accented with raised pink stripes. It doesn't look like a penis, and the clit teaser isn't supposed to be any sort of animal.
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Pros:
Interesting appearance and shape, decent power
Cons:
Not enough vibration in the head, all rotation speeds are the same, doesn't reach my clit
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
The Royal Wizard has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head with a narrow shaft, and its deep blue body is accented with raised pink stripes. It doesn't look like a penis, and the clit teaser isn't supposed to be any sort of animal, so it's a somewhat unusual-looking sex toy, which I'm fond of. It's waterproof as well.

This rabbit vibrator is made out of TPR silicone, so it isn't a high-end 100% silicone toy. But it is my first rabbit vibrator, my first silicone-based vibrator, and my first rotating sex toy, so I was excited to give it a whirl. The package boasts that Sue Johanson (from Talk Sex with Sue Johanson) approves of the Royal Wizard, so it must be good!

I'm just starting to get into penetration, and the Royal Wizard is narrower than most rabbit vibrators. Nonetheless, I wasn't able to slide the vibe far enough inside me to take advantage of the clit teaser. There are about 4 ½ inches before the clit teaser, so I'm sure women with more experience with penetration would have no trouble with it. However, the thin part of the shaft might not be enough stimulation for some.

The motor seems to be in the clit teaser alone, so there is a lot of very nice, strong vibration in the three nubs of the clit teaser (three speeds also), but that vibration doesn't travel to the head of the vibrator. For me, this is a major downfall; I like to press the head against the outside of my pussy before getting all hot and heavy, but doing so with this sex toy is just too much of a tease. Turning the rotation on helps a little, and the rotating head feels nice, but it's not enough to get me really excited.

Although the Royal Wizard touts three speeds of rotation, I couldn't see a difference between the highest speed of rotation and the lowest, and my boyfriend couldn't either. I'd say the speed is a happy medium between too slow and too fast.

Aesthetically, there are imperfections in the vibe's TPR silicone coating, and the material dents easily and attracts bits of fuzz. The vibrator has a slight rubbery smell to it, and I'm also not very happy to see the words "Sold as a Novelty Only" on the back of the package. I thought Sue Johanson would be more concerned with taking responsibility for the materials in toys she endorses.

The Royal Wizard is a decent sex toy, and I will continue to use it, but not for the external stimulation I often crave. Others may appreciate it for its interesting shape and strong clit teaser, but it certainly isn't the best rabbit vibrator out there.
Follow-up commentary
For my first review here on EdenFantasys, I wanted a rabbit (preferably one not made of jelly), and this one popped out due to its odd design and funky colors. But it turns out, my eyes were bigger than my vagina. I had very little experience with penetration, so using the Royal Wizard was more painful than anything else. When I first used it, I think I cursed aloud, because I really couldn't insert it far enough for the clit stimulator to get anywhere close to my clit. I debated about whether or not to include that information in my review, being somewhat embarrassed about it, but I knew that it was important. It was possible that bliss was just a couple inches away, awaiting me when I could handle it. Well, now I can say with certainty that bliss is not nearby with this vibrator. The clit stimulator doesn't line up with my clit, and worse, the feathery shape of it is not conducive to strong stimulation. Yet again, I have to push down on the clit stimulator to get it to do any work, and that is not cool. And, although my vagina can handle it now, the shaft of this toy does not have much to offer. It just doesn't do much. This is yet another mediocre rabbit that looks better than it feels. I said in my original review that I would continue to use this vibrator. In actuality, I barely used it at all, and will most likely never use it again.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • I was looking at this one a while back and had never used the silicone TPR so I wasn't sure how it would feel or hold up. Now that I know Sue's toys say that they're sold as a novelty only I'm going to stay away from them! Thanks for including that in your review.
  • Dame Demi
    I want this toy just for its funky appearance!  And, really, for a silicone vibrator at such a low price, it doesn't seem like a terrible choice.  Great review!
  • Epiphora
    I agree, it does look pretty cool. But it isn't really silicone... at least, I don't think of it as silicone. It's definitely not as soft.
  • His scarlett
    this toy looked so good and i had it on my wishlist - but after reading your review i removed it - thanks for saving me from it - i hate toys that attract fuzz!!
  • kinkygrl
    looks great
  • ~Brittany~
    Thank you for the review!
  • sixfootsex
    "But it turns out, my eyes were bigger than my vagina."

    HAHAHAHA!!!
    Thanks for the review!
  • Ms. Spice
    thanks for the review!
  • NarcissisticLust
    Ah! This looks frightening!
  • Love Perpetua
    Thanks for the follow up review! I don't think this would work for me either.
  • Love Perpetua
    Thanks for the follow up review! I don't think this would work for me either.
  • Sangsara
    Interesting but it wouldn't reach my clit either- the shaft is too long.
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