Stormy slimline - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Sinjo

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Slim line between stormy and a sunny day.

All in all I would not re-gift, gift or suggest to anyone. This toy annoyed my skin and made it difficult to get off with. This toy will go in my sock drawer and will not be coming out again.
Small, high powered, easy to clean, easy to hide.
Matte finish is annoying to skin, not flexible, not good for moving around.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


While I'm not usually a fan of these types of vibrators (thin, long and hard plastic) it was suggested to me by a friend. The vibe was cheap so I thought I'd grab it and see. I ran it through a few tests to see if it fit my specific needs.

The vibe went in easy enough, I've taken bigger so it wasn't hard.I did lube it up however, just in case those abrasiveness of the toy annoyed my skin. While masturbating (anally) the toy's surface annoyed my skin to a small extent. this made it hard to focus on the pleasure. The hard plastic made it near impossible to move around with it inside me (I'm a fan of having something in,in public). Bending over hurt a little and the humming noise was loud enough you could hear it while it was inside me. Not noticeable in a bar or on the street, but in a quieter setting you may hear the low hum. The toy boasts it's water proof(ness) openly. I tested by using it in the shower and dunking it in a glass of water. The toy still works, something I didn't expect! All in all, I wouldn't recommend this for a male. A female would more likely get more joy out of it, though I would warn about the abrasiveness.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Female
    • Solo
    • Vaginally
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Cheap
    • Travel friendly
    • Waterproof
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The texture on this product was slightly abrasive. I found this to be annoying and irritating on the sphincter. The smell, coming out of the package was horrid, much worse then many of my other toys. Taste was the same as your regular hard plastic toy. I don't believe this toy would be fun to use anally or vaginally. Pulling it in and out after a while wears on you, becoming less fun and more of a chore. I made it through a few uses, but this one is going to stay in the drawer!
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

I didn't measure the exact size, though it's not super long or super wide. I'd gauge it's about your average male in size, maybe a tad smaller in the circumference. The shape is phallus, not human or anything else, your basic slim tube. The toy would be perfect to hide, as it's not very large. Perhaps in your sock drawer,in the corner of your closet shelf. Unless some one is looking for it they probably won't find it. Suitable for travel, as it is very discreet.Might even look like a toothbrush holder to some people.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

The toy is fairly easy to use. Open the bottom, put the batteries ( Not included) in and screw the lid back on. Control the speed by turning the dial back and forth. My gripe is that there really isn't much of a difference in the settings. sort of a fast and a super fast. The performance in water was great, but that's not a selling point for me. I have to point out again, the matte finish on the outside bugged my skin. Perhaps it's just me, but this is a make or break deal for this toy.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Not very discreet
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Caring for this toy is the easiest part of the review. The waterproof seal makes it ideal for washing under water. I cleaned mine with some steaming water and a brush. Storing the toy is just as easy! It's small and not very noticeable unless you have the shiny part showing. Perhaps hid it in a pair of socks, sock drawer, closet shelf or under your bed in a shoe box!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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  • Sammi
    Nice review!
  • Muddog7998
    I know exactly how ya feel with the matte finish. I hate it
  • lamira
    Great review, thanks!!
  • LittleBird
    Wonderful review!
  • AlaskanBeauty
  • One of Five
    i was pondering purchasing this item, but after reading your review, i am having second thoughts.

    thank you for the honest review
  • zracer
    Great review
  • Eucaly
    Thanks for the review!
  • beemonkey
    Good review!
  • Retro.old
    Thanks for the review!
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • married with children
    good review, thanks for sharing.
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