Stormy slimline - traditional vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Sinjo

While I'm not usually a fan of these types of vibrators (thin, long and hard plastic) it was suggested to me by a friend. The vibe was cheap so I thought I'd grab it and see. I ran it through a few tests to see if it fit my specific needs.

The vibe went in easy enough, I've taken bigger so it wasn't hard.I did lube it up however, just in case those abrasiveness of the toy annoyed my skin. While masturbating (anally) the toy's surface annoyed my skin to a small extent. this made it hard to focus on the pleasure. The hard plastic made it near impossible to move around with it inside me (I'm a fan of having something in,in public). Bending over hurt a little and the humming noise was loud enough you could hear it while it was inside me. Not noticeable in a bar or on the street, but in a quieter setting you may hear the low hum. The toy boasts it's water proof(ness) openly. I tested by using it in the shower and dunking it in a glass of water. The toy still works, something I didn't expect! All in all, I wouldn't recommend this for a male. A female would more likely get more joy out of it, though I would warn about the abrasiveness.

The texture on this product was slightly abrasive. I found this to be annoying and irritating on the sphincter. The smell, coming out of the package was horrid, much worse then many of my other toys. Taste was the same as your regular hard plastic toy. I don't believe this toy would be fun to use anally or vaginally. Pulling it in and out after a while wears on you, becoming less fun and more of a chore. I made it through a few uses, but this one is going to stay in the drawer!

I didn't measure the exact size, though it's not super long or super wide. I'd gauge it's about your average male in size, maybe a tad smaller in the circumference. The shape is phallus, not human or anything else, your basic slim tube. The toy would be perfect to hide, as it's not very large. Perhaps in your sock drawer,in the corner of your closet shelf. Unless some one is looking for it they probably won't find it. Suitable for travel, as it is very discreet.Might even look like a toothbrush holder to some people.

The toy is fairly easy to use. Open the bottom, put the batteries ( Not included) in and screw the lid back on. Control the speed by turning the dial back and forth. My gripe is that there really isn't much of a difference in the settings. sort of a fast and a super fast. The performance in water was great, but that's not a selling point for me. I have to point out again, the matte finish on the outside bugged my skin. Perhaps it's just me, but this is a make or break deal for this toy.

Caring for this toy is the easiest part of the review. The waterproof seal makes it ideal for washing under water. I cleaned mine with some steaming water and a brush. Storing the toy is just as easy! It's small and not very noticeable unless you have the shiny part showing. Perhaps hid it in a pair of socks, sock drawer, closet shelf or under your bed in a shoe box!