So Not The Venus

The Venus Penis is very bulky and the remote is hit or miss from 2-3' away when the tiny 3" by 1" penis is inserted and will not turn on if worn under clothes. The vibrations also match those of a cell phone. The straps are unnecessarily difficult to adjust and due to the difficulties I had has found a new home in the trashcan.
Remote doesn't work if product is worn, jelly, strange size batteries, bulky.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Ever since I can remember I’ve always been interested in the look of the Venus Penis line. Something about being able to strap on a vibrator and wear it under my cloths was intriguing. I quickly found out however that while great for teasing and mild foreplay, There was no way I would ever get off with this vibrator or be able to use under my clothes.

The vibrations are quite weak and do not travel through the jelly material to either stimulation nubs. Even if the vibrations from the 2-N batteries did travel through the material, the ends are too short to reach the clitoris and anus. Initially I was confused as the clitoris end is mostly flat and the anus end has a pronounced nub. Quite often I wondered if I had it on backwards.

The ‘penis’ measures 3” long and is 1” around. It definitely is on the small size of things and leaves you feeling as if nothing is there. The bullet is positioned at the base of the penis and is supposed to help stimulate the G-spot, but due to the length and weak vibrations I received no stimulation. Instead I received a tickling tease that is neither pleasant nor unpleasant. In theory this would be a fine sensation if I was in a public place and Maverick had the remote control since it is not enough to make me wiggle. Unfortunately the execution was horrible.

Not only is this product excessively bulky and hard to walk around in (it is do-able but so uncomfortable.) but the straps would leave even a person of high patience pissed off. The straps are made of clear PVC and resemble clear bra straps. Due to the material it causes your body to sweat, the straps to slip around, and they are just unnecessarily difficult to adjust. I spent a good 20 minutes just trying to adjust the waist strap from its shortest point of 25” to its largest point of 38”. The thigh straps adjust from 15” to 22”. It took me a while to figure out how to strap the Venus Penis on. The two thigh straps go around each leg while the waist strap goes around your backside and snaps to the other end. I cannot imagine attempting to mess with this during actual play. It is definitely something you need to do before hand.

The remote is tiny (3”x1.5”) and features a clip so you can attach it to your belt or pocket. It has a claimed range of 15-20’. While this is true if the product has nothing in the way of the signal or you are not wearing it, it is hit or miss 2-3’ feet away once inserted and non-existent when worn under cloths. The remote also uses a different battery than the base. Luckily these weird 23A batteries as well as the N batteries are included in the box, otherwise I have no clue where I could purchase more if I needed.

Since this product is made of a porous jelly material you cannot share it and should use a rubber friendly lubricant if need be. This is also not waterproof and should be cleaned with a wipe product such as Afterglow for best results.

Overall, I was pretty displeased with the Venus Penis. It was nice for light teasing but did nothing for me outside of a mental aspect of knowing someone else was in control. It is too difficult to put on in the heat of the moment and the remote not working while inserted was just too much to bare. It has found a new home in our trashcan.
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    • Teasing a partner
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  • Contributor: sarahbear
    This thing sounds awful. Thanks for the review. Smile
  • Contributor: Juliettia
    Not a problem. Smile Hopefully somewhere down the line a better one will come along.
  • Contributor: Kayla
    Oh, that sounds like a bad experience. I'm sorry to hear that. It made for a great review, though. Smile
  • Contributor: Sammi
    That's really too bad - it does sound awful.
  • Contributor: removedacnt
    Very nice review. I know it's hard to review a bad product.
  • Contributor: Juliettia
    It really is difficult to do. Sad face
  • Contributor: Lucidity
    Sorry you were so unhappy. Thanks for reviewing it anyway.
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  • Contributor: jenn g
    thank you for the great review, I'll pass...
  • Contributor: pinkzombie
    Thank you for the detailed review!
  • Contributor: Teaser
    Thanks for the warning!
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    Thank you!
  • Contributor: eye:)
    thanks for the review!!
  • Contributor: Unbreakablkrystl
    Ah. It looked interesting. Disappointing to here there's so little length for insertion.
  • Contributor: Unbreakablkrystl
    Ah. It looked interesting. Disappointing to here there's so little length for insertion.
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