FingO - textured finger massager by The Screaming O - review by thick&juicy


This product is no fun at all; it sucks up batteries and it doesn't have much power. The material is odd and the nubs aren't all they are cracked up to be!
small, discreet, quiet
no power, battery eater, awkward feeling
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I was so excited to get this toy because I thought it would be so much fun! You know, like great for some fingering foreplay! But sadly I was extremely disappointed. The packaging was nothing special, but I ripped the packaging open and jumped my man's bones! The FingO is short and fat, which doesn't make for a smooth glide down the pants, the material it is made out of is really jelly-like and the nubs feel really similar to the nonslip mat at the bottom of the tub. My man pressed the little button to turn it on and I heard it start to vibrate and thought, "Oh wow, this is gonna feel great," once it was on my clit. I wiggled around a bit trying to feel it thinking it just may not be in the right spot. But all my squirming was useless because I could hardly feel anything. I was so disappointed with this product that it kind of killed my mood. Not to mention this little thing sucks the life out of batteries in no time!

A few nights later I tried my new little waste of money again thinking maybe I had set my standards too high the first time. SO I set my scene, lit some sexy smelling candles, put on a dirty movie and let myself get really turned on, then I fired up the little thing and went to town. But about 5 minutes into my way there, we ran out of gas! The batteries had died, once again it killed my mood; I was so mad. Especially because it needed those little round batteries!

All in all, this product sucked and I would never recommend it! I would advise everybody to steer clear of it, because it sucked so much!
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My FingO tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
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    Thanks for a good, helpful review.
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