Orgasmic teardrop bullet - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by Fanny

Somewhat Orgasmic?

This is a fun toy. The jelly sleeve feels amazing, especially if you feel that hard plastic eggs make you numb down there. HOWEVER, if you're looking for a "keeper" though, perhaps you should look elsewhere. The sleeve, which is (in my opinion) the best part of the toy, tears relatively easily and is pretty fragile. Didn't last more than two months! It's really not bad for its price, but not built to last!
The textured sleeve feels wonderful!
Jelly sleeve is fragile and can tear easily.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This toy was great when I first got it. I don't like egg vibrators that are hard plastic (they tend to make me numb very quickly) but I need a toy that can put out very strong vibrations. This toy, with its little jelly hood seemed perfect! Sure enough, it gives off relatively strong vibrations and the little nubs on the jelly sleeve feel great! However, over time a few things have changed and I've noticed a few problems.

First of all, the control for the vibrations is terrible. It needs to have an "on/off" switch. Currently, the thing is controlled by a dial which controls the intensity of the vibrations. When the dial is turned all the way down, this is "off", however it's very difficult to KEEP it off. If you even touch it the dial can move out of the "off" position and start vibrating! This can be semi-embarrassing if your bedside table starts noisily vibrating next to you and your lover before you've gotten the chance to introduce the two of them! The only way to ensure that this doesn't happen is to take out the batteries, which is pretty annoying.

After having this toy for a few months, a few other things began to deteriorate. First of all, the jelly sleeve ripped pretty quickly. A small tear turned into a giant rip and the thing that I liked most about the toy was gone! It only lasted about two months before the small rip, and from there it went very quickly. Also, the noise that the toy makes has gotten substantially louder than it was when I first got it. This is something that I've experienced with other eggs, so I wasn't too surprised, considering that this toy was only $12.99.

As for the pros, again, I really liked the jelly sleeve. The little "feelers" felt awesome! Also, the teardrop shape of the bullet seemed to make it a little easier to use during sex. Sometimes a larger oval shaped bullet is harder to wedge between two bodies and make connection with the clit. This little teardrop shape seemed a little easier.

Though the toy has a few problems, it's definitely been great for the time that it lasted. I love the jelly hood, and the vibrations were strong enough to get me off every time. For its price, I think that it's a decent toy.
Follow-up commentary
I've just retired my Orgasmic Teardrop Bullet, after being used for around five or six months. (I just got my Siri by Lelo and don't really need the teardrop anymore). After half a year of use, the jelly sleeve is destroyed. I stopped using the sleeve about 3/4 months after my purchase of the toy. Also, I didn't mention this in my review, but the sleeve also lost its color. it used to be a pretty pink color and now its just sort of a weird clear/dirty looking color. I wash it regularly, so perhaps I washed away the color! However, toys should be able to stand up to regular washing. Anyhow, I still liked this toy. It's relatively inexpensive and while it lasted, it got the job done. It was my go-to toy for almost 6 months and, if I didn't have such a fantastic replacement for it (the Siri), I would be sad to see it go!
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My Orgasmic teardrop bullet tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
  • Tori Rebel
    Welcome to Eden - Great job!
  • Alicia
    Thanks for the review!
  • *Ashley*
    Good review, Welcome!
  • gone77
    It's a shame this ripped after just a couple months, but I'm glad you enjoyed it while it lasted.

    What lube(s), if any, did you use with this and how did you clean it?
  • Fanny
    I never used any lube with the toy, and when I cleaned it I used warm water and anti-bacterial hand soap!
  • Airen Wolf
    Did it rip when you tried to remove it from the egg for cleaning?
    Sorry it turned out to be a bit of a drag. Thanks for the candid review and welcome to the community!
  • Fanny
    Thanks for the warm welcomes!
    No I was always really careful taking it off for cleaning. The removal might have weakened it but the tear happened while I was using it.
  • Sammi
    Welcome to the community!
  • pinkzombie
    Nice review!
  • Spring
    Great review!
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • Top Living In A Lie
    Thanks for the review!
  • lzee
    Thank you!
  • Tbanda
    Thank you so much for reviewing!
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