The rabbit dancer is a cheap clitoral vibrator that's only remotely useful underwater. This is definitely a toy for the tub, and not the bedroom. In the interest of full disclosure, I dislike combining bathtime and playtime, so your mileage may vary.

The pocket rocket portion of this toy is made of plastic. It lacks the metal contact points that I enjoyed on the real Pocket Rocket from Doc Johnson. As for the rabbit sleeve, it's made of jelly and it smells like it.

Jelly toys contain phthalates, which are a safety concern for many. The unpleasant odor is a sign that the toy is offgassing chemicals. (All odors, in all situations, are caused by chemicals. Odors in and of themselves are not indicative of danger, but they do indicate that chemicals are present in the air you are breathing.)

The other concern with jelly is that it is a porous material, so it can hang onto bacteria, and it should never be shared between orifices or between partners without a condom or toy cover. Of course, if you put a cover over a bath toy, you end up with water inside the condom, and the bunny ears flop around inside of the condom, and it's just generally annoying. So a better course of action would be to not share this toy. But that's just my opinion.

There's really not much to say about the shape or size, since this is an external toy, but I found it harder than necessary to wrestle the rabbit sleeve onto the imitation pocket rocket, and although the toy is waterproof, water did get inside of the rabbit portion, which was inconvenient, since I then had to get it to dry before I could put it away, and it was not possible to turn it inside out.

The Rabbit Dancer is a one speed external vibrator with extremely buzzy vibrations. When the imitation pocket rocket is used separately, outside of the water, it's merely annoying. When the rabbit sleeve is added, outside of the water, it's quite painful. At least now I know whether I like pain with my pleasure -- having my lady parts whipped by sharp little ears is not fun. It stung!

The stinging dissipated underwater, reducing the pain factor, but I still didn't find it particularly pleasurable. The vibrations weren't at all deep enough for my tastes, or particularly strong. However, I'm not a fan of this kind of play, so your mileage may vary. I also found it louder than I would have liked -- it seemed to really echo in the bathroom.

This toy cannot be sanitized for sharing, and should be scrubbed before and after any use, since jelly is porous and can harbor bacteria. It should be stored without the battery, and since it can melt or damage other toys if they're loose together, a plastic sandwich bag is probably a good idea.

The packaging was a bit of a hassle to recycle, since it's a hard plastic bubble container that had to be hacked up into tiny pieces with a boxcutter in order to hide it with other trash.

I fear my seething hatred for this toy is showing, but it's noisy, painful, and made of cheap materials. I acquired it against my will, when an amazon seller shipped it to me instead of the Vibratex Rosebud that I ordered. I lost my money, but I (eventually) decided that I might as well review the toy. I really did try to give it a fair shake, but I do not like jelly (although this is not insertable) and I do not like underwater play, so the toy had an uphill battle. I still didn't expect it to be painful, though. Way to undershoot my ridiculously low expectations, toy!

For the rare occasions when I indulge in the bath, I'll stick with the Screaming Octopus, a much better -- and cheaper -- toy.