Sweet curve? I think not.

Is this really the toy I've been waiting for? I am very disappointed in it. It's noisy and is not discreet if you have roommates. It does have nice vibrations, but only one function, unfortunately. I would have loved if this product was quieter and had more vibrations; I would be in heaven then. Sorry to the makers of this vibrator, but you failed miserably.
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Pros
Good vibrations, easy to clean.
Cons
Extremely noisy, made of plastic.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

The best use for this vibrator is clitoral stimulation, in my opinion. It can be inserted and reach your g-spot, and it's quite an experience. This toy would work for anyone, but I don't recommend it to just anyone. I say this because the vibrations may be strong, but not strong enough. You will feel the intense clitoral and g-spot stimulation, you just won't get the job done fast. I was so excited to get this toy in the mail, but ended up very disappointed. It has a strong vibration, but is extremely noisy. I thought it would be much stronger. It doesn't get the job done quickly at all. You must work at it and you must really take some time. I'm one of those people that just want to get off quickly and move on. It can stimulate any area of your body; it's basically a massager for the body.

This toy is strictly for clitoral and g-spot stimulation because if you do try this for anal, it doesn't have a flared base and that wouldn't be a very good emergency room visit if you get my drift.

I do recommend this toy to anyone that wants to take their time with the strong but noisy vibrations.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

I don't really like the material personally and it doesn't suit well with me. I don't like how plastic this product is and cheaply it is made. I also do not like the feel of it even though it's plastic and smooth. It feels almost hard and prickly where the seams are at. This annoying product didn't smell at all. I had my hopes up high and they definitely went drastically down once I tried out this boring toy. This toy is for only beginners. You may learn that you don't like this type of material or these type of vibrations, in my opinion. Learning is what it is all about. You may like it, but you may want to upgrade it, pronto.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

I do like the design. It looks enticing and exciting. The shape works good, but I think it could be curved a little bit more for added pleasure. It's not soft at all, it's plastic. It's hard, it's powerful and it takes a long time to get to the ultimate climax. My opinion of the size is that it actually could be a little smaller so the vibrations could even get through the plastic better.

The shape is basically a bulb-ish curved and is a gold color, or you can get it in silver. The length isn't very big; it looks bigger in the pictures, but it's actually very small. It's smaller than my hand and is powerful, but the thick plastic around the entire product really makes the vibrations not as good as you'd think. I would think if it is so noisy, it would be extremely powerful. I was sadly mistaken.

This is definitely for a beginner and experimentation. Who knows, you may love it. I just don't. This toy isn't easy to hide, you will know it's a gold vibrator with flaky material.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The controls and functions of this specific vibrator aren't the best. It has one setting. Only one.. I would rather have at least three settings, personally. The performance isn't bad.. they're good vibrations at its one speed and it keeps up. It does drain your batteries quickly. The vibrations are located basically at the head of the toy, so you will want to use the head of the toy to get yourself off. The controls are very easy to use, it's just one button. It's not a bad thing per se, but it isn't what gets me going. This toy is EXTREMELY noisy. Whoever said it had one "bee" on the rating scale, they were wrong. I brought this product because I thought it was 4 vibration rates and 1 bee. It's wrong. It's EXTREMELY noisy and can definitely be heard outside of your room and behind a door. I don't like how much noise it makes, it makes me feel uncomfortable if other people are even in the house. It isn't waterproof, although, it says it is. I saw water going inside of it and quickly took it out so I wouldn't ruin what I have left of it.

You only need two AAA batteries for this specific toy but the batteries DO drain fairly quickly and might interrupt you while you try and get that orgasmic satisfaction. The control button is located at the bottom of the product and it is just a one push button. I'm sad to say that this toy only has one speed, when I think it should have atleast three.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

I would not submerge this in water and clean it. I use antibacterial wipes or spray. I didn't want to ruin the product but I might have.. time will tell. It's very easy to clean since it's plastic and I use no lube for this toy. Since this toy is of the plastic material and extremely smooth, it is very easy to slide in and you don't need to use much lube or any at all for your own preferences. It's easy to get in and I have no problems with it in that aspect. It's all about preference. If anything, I would use a water based lube, my personal preference is the KY warming lubricant. It's just my favorite.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The package that this toy comes in is not discreet at all.. It basically has a half naked woman with a vibrator picture all around it which will make it very easily recognizable. There were instructions but they weren't very useful. It's just one button you click and you go to town with it. You don't need any more instructions than that. I basically never even read the instructions because it's all about what you like and how you want to use the product. You can store this in the original container so it won't get dirty, but honestly, I just stick it in a drawer. It's plastic, it can be cleaned before use; it's no problem.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I was very disappointed in this product. I was expecting it to be quiet with large vibrations like it said on this website. It isn't quiet, but it does have a nice vibration. It could be better if it was smaller because the plastic does take some of the vibrations away. It's nice for some 'me time' alone in an empty house and for teasing/pleasuring yourself slowly. It isn't good when people can hear the vibrations from across the hall and wonder what you are doing. It's not a bad product, but it definitely could be a lot better.

Experience

My experience with this toy is that I don't really enjoy it as much as I thought I was going to. Yes, it does give me clitoral stimulation, but it only has one function. It does get the job done, but it could be better. I haven't tried this with my partner yet, but it's only a matter of time before he wants to try. He already said that he likes the way it looks, especially if it's being used on me, in front of him.
Follow-up commentary
I STILL don't like this product. It's noisy. The gold is chipping off. The batteries won't stay in and it won't fully turn off unless you remove the batteries, unfortunately. This product went terribly wrong and I wish it wasn't so. I love the shape and the small size, but it is just not for me.
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  • Contributor: elPancho
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: PassionCpl
    Great review, and I pictured the gold flaking off the moment I saw the stock photos.
  • Contributor: RedFreak
    thanx
  • Contributor: marshmallow
    thanks!
  • Contributor: GingerSpice
    thanks
  • Contributor: ththpup
    Definitely think I'll pass on this one. Thanks for sharing
  • Contributor: SumFun75
    so not getting this. thanks
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    ty
  • Contributor: ginnyluvspotter
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: sexytileena / absolutely love sex
    excellent review
  • Contributor: Rhazya
    Eww, think I'll pass on this one, thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: improbableomnicide
    Thanks, I'll probably skip this one then. Great review!
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