Extreme pure gold discretion - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by fly1212

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The golden tool

This seems strictly a novelty with few practical applications. Yes, it vibrates and stimulates to a small degree, but it's limitations are even too numerous for beginners just starting to explore possibilities. It is literally a throwaway.
Free with purchase, runs on AAAs, flexible
Loud, weak
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This toy is best suited for external stimulation. It is conceivable that it could be used by everyone or couples, but in practical terms, it's limited. Giving the benefit of the doubt, it could be used during foreplay and that's about it.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Not waterproof
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Extreme pure gold discretion is constructed in metallic gold plastic and metal, presumably base metals. It fits in the palm of your hand and the short arm, tipped with the tiny vibrating egg, is flexible and bendable. Believe me when I say it's basic.
    • Flexible
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

Because of it's size, this toy is easy to conceal and would likely travel well, but I don't expect it to be one you'd take on vacation. It is discreet until you fire it up. It's shape is not what would be considered ergonomic, but it's not awkward, or difficult to operate. This is definitely not a toy for advanced users, but not because of it's small size.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy has ten levels/functions that are actuated via the single control button which is also the power "on" and "off" button. The vibrations are produced in the small egg shaped end of the flexible arm. It's obnoxiously loud and akin to a tiny WeedWacker. The vibration patterns are the typical escalating, oscillating, pulsing and straight vibrating, but all levels are weak and generally ineffectual. It is also not waterproof, but at this point you can surmise that this is the least of it's deficiencies.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

Wipe only with a damp cloth as this is not a waterproof toy. It is for external use only, so it is not likely to get too much on it while in use. It runs off 2 AAA batteries and that is likely all you ever need. It's gold, so it will be easy to find when you need to steal them back for something else.


This toy came in a clear plastic box that was easy to open. It's sturdy enough to use for storage, unlike blister type packaging, but could also just as easily be thrown away or recycled.

Personal comments

I am feeling guilty because there are not a lot of good things to say about this toy other than it was free with a purchase.


I did not get as far as to subject my partner to this toy. Given the opportunity to be intimate, I would select a better performer from the collection. It was immediately evident that this would not get the job done in any way.
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  • Wicked Wahine
    "It's gold, so it will be easy to find when you need to steal them back for something else." That comment had me laughing so loudly!

    I received one of these, and while I think it's cheap, mine is very strong, but buzzy. Unfortunately, it's loud as heck & the entire unit vibrates like it's about to fall apart!

    For having nothing good to say about it, you actually did a good job of explaining the deficiencies.
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