The Toy of Plunder

This toy is as appealing to the vagina as it is to the eyes! Its lovely appearance drew me in but it's the strong vibrations that keeps me coming back for more.
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Pros
Lovely,strong, and reliable
Cons
There's just one button
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
Dead skulls sure do turn me on. Even more so then living skulls for obvious reasons. That's why whenever I want to be in the mood I just look at the lovely Pirates Jesse Jane's treasure trove with all of its handsomely dead skulls and I just want to put it inside of me... I'm just kidding. However it really is a gorgeous toy. The design is simple. It's a straight rod with a single button on the end. Shiny rhinestones wrap around the handle and a lovely pattern adorns the shaft.

Unfortunately I haven't been able to use this toy internally yet. Inserting stuff has been ridiculously painful (I can't even get a finger in) but hopefully I'll be able to handle this toy soon. It works great for clitoral stimulation. I like using toys like this on my clit because there's a lot to hold onto while using them. This toy is silky smooth so it really is a pleasure to hold onto. The vibrations are mainly felt towards the end of the toy so holding it doesn't make my hand uncomfortable after prolonged use. Pushing the button cycles through five settings. The first three are a nice even vibration. Each one is noticeably stronger then the one previous to it. Then there are two pulsing settings that are divine. Normally I like working my way up using the pulse setting then switching over to the flat vibrations when I'm close but that doesn't work very well with this toy. Once the pulse is on you have to turn it off before you can go back to cycle through the other settings. It's a bit annoying but the pleasurable vibrations more then make up for it.

Being plastic makes this toy compatible with both silicone and water based lubricants. It also makes it non-porous and phthalate-free. This toy can handle getting a bit wet which makes cleaning it easier. Just use antibacterial soap and hot water or wipe it down with isopropyl alcohol to get it clean. Then enjoy playing with it some more.

In addition to its intended purposes it can fend off small hostile rodents (warning: this theory has only been tested on imaginary rodents!). It's also fun to lick the tip of it while staring at a man seductively. It makes my man want me to give him head for some reason. You could also hold it to your forehead to pretend you're a unicorn. Perhaps a toy that has a suction cup on the end would work better for this purpose because it could hold itself in place but the dimensions of this toy completely make up for it. They are perfect for unicorn horns! It totals 8 inches in length with 6.5 being insertable and is 1.25 inches in diameter so it works as a nice long horn that isn't too thick and bulky. The possibilities are limitless with the Pirates Jesse Jane's treasure trove!
Follow-up commentary
I love this toy even more, and I started out liking it quite a bit. It has held up really well to months of heavy external use. I still have trouble getting it in mainly because it's made of such an unforgiving material. My vagina is j shaped, and getting this straight hard toy past that curve is really difficult. Most people shouldn't have that problem with this toy as long as their more used to penetration then I am, and know their vagina's. Overall this is a good strong toy at an affordable price.
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My Pirates Jesse Jane's treasure trove tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
    • Thighs
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    Thanks for sharing!
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    Great review!
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    Cracking up at the unicorn suggestion!
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