7-speed massager - wand massager by XR LLC - review by Lustful Dreams

7-speed massager

Wand massager by XR LLC

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The Wand EVERYONE Needs

If you're looking for a wand, you might want to give this one a chance. The seven settings are powerful and feel amazing. I'm undecided if this should be the last one you check out. The pros and cons are fairly equal in my book. The power is amazing and I give it five stars, unfortunately, the cons are just too big to go unnoticed.
Very Powerful, 7 speeds
far too loud, short cord
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This wand massager is great. You can use it for your achy muscles or for a fun experience down below. This toy works for any girl with a strong clit. If you're finding other toys just aren't powerful enough this might be the toy for you.

You can use this toy for a sensual massage. Take it down below for a pleasant tickle. You can use it during intercourse for a wild orgasm. You can even use this to speed things up if you're a squirter and want to have some wet and wild fun.

This is a very versatile product. There are many uses for it.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Sensory play
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

This product is made entirely out of plastic. The head of massager is a softer plastic, but it isn't soft enough to push on and squish. It has a fairly smooth texture to it which makes it easy to clean up. The texture doesn't add any extra stimulation. The base is a harder plastic that makes for easy handling.

There is no strong smells to this product. It doesn't even have a "new product" smell to it out of the box. Nothing unpleasant.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

The Wand Essential 7 Speed Massager is designed like so many other wands you see out there. It has a standard base where you hold the product. It is 13 1/2" in length total and weighs 16oz. It's not a small toy. The head of the wand is 2 1/4" in diameter. I wouldn't say you could insert this because it is fairly big. In the middle of the base there is a spinning dial with seven different settings. The cord is a disappointment. It's only 2 feet or so long. Everything else is pretty standard when it comes to the wand. It has a large head so it covers a lot area.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

As previously stated, there is a dial on the base that controls seven different speeds. The lowest speed is quite powerful, and it only gets stronger from there. Speeds 2-3 are like a very powerful vibrator or a mini wand. Speeds 4-5 are speeds I have never felt from any other product. They're powerful to say the least. Speeds 6-7 were massive. Really, I don't even know how to describe just how powerful these speeds are.

The functions are extremely easy to figure out. Spin the dial up and down to turn the product on and up. If you want to turn the product off you spin the dial all the way down. The only downfall to the dial control is its easy to knock in to it and turn it up and down.

The sound was astronomical. It was SO loud!!! I couldn't even use this product in a bedroom with the door closed while every was asleep. I was honestly worried that it would wake them up. Even the low setting is loud. The highest setting reminds me of a plane taking off. When its on the highest setting and you place it on your skin it magnifies it even more.
    • Easy to use
    • Loud
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This toy is very easy to take care of. You can carefully take a wet rag to wash the head off. I wouldn't advise submerging this product in any type of liquid. It is electric and you wouldn't want to short anything out.

This product is compatible with any lube. The plastic makes it able to be used with all kinds of lubes so no concerns when you're choosing your right brand.

Storage is a bit more complicated. I usually wrap the cord around it and store it in my box amongst all my other toys. It is a big, bulky item.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean


When I opened up this product I was amazed at the size. I have never owned a wand before so I was extremely excited about this. I plugged it in to play with the settings and I was astonished by just how loud it was. Even when placed in the palm of my hand it was way too loud for me. I would have to use this product when no one else was around. My fear was someone walking in on me because I wouldn't be able to hear anyone over it.

When it was time to get down to business I had a bit of a dilemma. I have two outlets (thankfully) near my bed. One at the head of my bed and the other near the foot of the bed. Now, my bed is further away from the wall so I couldn't use the wall outlet near the foot of the bed. So, I plugged it in at the head of my bed. I put my head down and grabbed the wand. The wands base barely reached. When tilted down to reach my clitoris I had to scoot up. I'm 5'4". This wasn't a very long cord.

The power from this wand is amazing. I reached an orgasm fairly quickly. I would recommend this for anyone looking for something extremely powerful.
Follow-up commentary
I haven't really used this product much. To be honest, I haven't touched it since I reviewed it. I just get reminded on how loud this product really is. I have two kids at home and I don't need them waking up and knocking on the door wondering what that buzzing sound is. Its powerful. Its amazing, yes. The noise though! OH THE NOISE!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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