Funky bullet - bullet vibrator by Orion - review by Isadorabelle

Funky bullet

Bullet by Orion

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This Bullet is Funky and fun!

Overall, this toy is good for those that prefer low to medium intensity toys and enjoy a more natural shape of their bullet. It is also aesthetically pleasing for those that really like to see something nice. Though, this toy probably isn't the best choice for those that require stronger intensities with their toy or smaller bullet sizes or simpler shapes.
The bullet has a nice shape and the controller has a pretty design on it.
The cord isn't long enough and the max intensity isn't as strong as other toys.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


If you're looking for gentle to moderate stimulation of your favorite body parts, this toy is perfect! The shape and size of this bullet is unique, which gives it more uses than just a small area of stimulation. With a choice of intensity and vibration pulses, it is also good for multiple areas of the body as well regardless of your gender. Though, with a feminine design, the ladies will likely like it best!

This toy is a quieter toy and may be good for a wide variety of occasions and situations. Though, be mindful of the length of the cord. It isn't very long and may make some situations a little more complicated!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

The Funky bullet is made out of two materials: plastic and silicone. The controller of the bullet is made from plastic and so is the coating that is over the wire connecting the controller and the bullet. The safety rating for this part of the Funky bullet is an 8. This plastic is free of phthalates. The texture of both the control unit and the wire are smooth to the touch and isn't porous!

While the controller and wire have plastic components, the bullet its self is made of silicone. Silicone is a man-made material known for stability, which makes this a durable bullet. Another benefit of this material is that it retains heat well, which means that if you want a nice, warm toy before you use it, you can soak your bullet in warm water first without worrying about damaging it. In addition to your bullet having the best safety rating, a 10, it also has a soft velvet-like texture.
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I love the way this toy is designed! Aesthetically it is very appealing with a cute design on the controller and a nice color scheme of white and purple. This toy looks more feminine than some others, which is a nice plus in my opinion. I also really liked the design of the bullet. Instead of being the standard, missile shape that many bullets come in, this bullet is larger with a contoured surface. This unique, bean-like shape allows this bullet to sit more comfortably and feels nice. It is bigger too so it is more satisfying.

Despite having a larger bullet, this toy is still pretty small. You could easily carry it in a larger pant pocket or a pocket in your purse without much trouble. I haven't had the chance to travel with this toy as far as air-travel goes, however I imagine you could possibly run into a problem or two because it is a small electronic. Given the size and discreetness of this toy though, it could probably pass as a phone or electronic charger in an x-ray.

Overall, I was really pleased with the design, shape and size of this toy!
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Funky bullet has its vibrations centered in the uniquely shaped bullet. Controlled by two buttons, one turns the toy on while the other cycles through multiple modes of vibrations. The first three modes is the intensity: low, medium, and stronger. After that it varies with pulses and the length of them before returning again to a low intensity. Initially when you first turn it on, there are no vibrations at all; you have to press the top button to activate the low intensity vibration.

With this toy, I think that the versatility of different vibrations is its best quality. It really isn't strong enough for me. I've tried it multiple times, but I'm still not impressed with the intensity of this toy however, with a variety of vibration pulses, this toy is still pretty good. Another plus about the Funky bullet is that the sound is more subtle than some other toys.

This toy is listed as waterproof, however I really wasn't comfortable trying it in water. The cord isn't long enough to keep the bullet control safe, and after examining the container, I don't feel like it would provide adequate protection.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Long lasting power

Care and Maintenance

The Funky bullet is made out of two durable materials, silicone and plastic. Silicone has a safety rating of 10, which is the highest safety rating a toy can have on EdenFantasys. Because it has such a high safety rating, cleaning this toy is a lot easier than toys with a lower safety rating. Using hot water and anti-bacterial soap works for the Funky bullet. Toy cleaner does as well. While you can clean silicone by boiling it for three minutes, this could be dangerous with the plastic components of this toy, so be careful if you choose this method for cleaning your bullet.

In addition to paying a little extra attention to how you clean this toy, you can only use water-based lubricants with it because of the silicone bullet.

When sorting the Funky bullet, it is best to keep it in a cooler place that is away from heat like televisions or other electronics that put off eat. It does seem to be durable, but it is still made out of plastic. Also, this toy requires batteries to run and for the health and longevity of your toy, it is best to always remove your batteries and store them separately from the toy. The box, while nice, doesn't make a good long term place to store this toy because the inside tray is thin and flimsy.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The Packaging for the Funky bullet is actually really nice. With this product, Orion forwent the standard plastic packaging and instead put this toy in a nice well made box. Inside, the toy is cradled with a white plastic tray, however the majority of this packaging is a small box. The front cover of the box also opens up and features a clear window inside so you can see the Funky bullet while it is still contained inside.

The front of the box has 'Smile' written across it and below in smaller text, 'vibrating bullet'. German is also featured on the box with an English below. on the left side panel, several languages are listed and represented by country flags.

The instructions for this toy are thorough and include cautions about this toy. I found the directions tucked in the back part of the plastic tray and, like the left side panel, includes several different languages for the convenience of users.
    • Good for storage
    • Would make a nice gift


I really enjoyed the shape of the bullet on this toy. Having a bigger bullet let me hold onto it better without holding onto the cord. I was a little disappointed with the intensity of this toy, though that is a pretty common complaint for me, so I tried not to take that into too much consideration when I was evaluating this toy. I used this toy a few times before I began this review so that I could get a good feel for it, and I'm glad I did. I appreciated this toy more after repeated use.
Follow-up commentary
I still like this toy. the material hasn't degraded at all and the batteries last a very reasonable amount of time. The shape can be a little hard to grasp, but it isn't so much that I really mind. I'm still happy with the multiple intensities and modes. So far,the only time it isn't as powerful is when the batteries are running out.

This is a great product and I'm really happy with it!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    Thanks for the reivew.
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