Remote control bullet - bullet vibrator by Pipedream - review by Pleasure Piratess

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This Bullet Shoots Me To The Moon

A bullet that is perfect for couples, this waterproof, wireless, multifunction, super-soft bullet is sure to please most couples. However, if you need high-intensity vibrations, you may want to look elsewhere.
Wireless, waterproof, 10 Patterns, Satin-soft material
Takes uncommon battery sizes, only moderate intensity, won't fit in other toys bullet holes
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
The perfect toy for men, women, and especially couples, this amazing bullet and remote combo is wireless and will work from up 25 feet or more. In my house, which is medium size, I am able to control him through closed doors from the farthest rooms with no problems! He is one of the quietest toys I own, and my husband is not even able to tell I am using the bullet while he in the same room. He is waterproof, discreet, and has 10 pulse patterns to choose from. What more could you ask for in a bullet?

My Pipedream's 10 Function Remote Control Bullet arrived in a simple small white cardboard package featuring a picture of the bullet and remote and simplistic black lettering. I opened the package to a clear plastic slide-out tray that housed the bullet, remote, batteries, and brief instruction guide on how to insert the batteries. The box could be wrapped for gift-giving or used for storage, but a simple toy pouch would take up less room and be more accessible.

The batteries are included. This toy requires one 12V (N battery) for the remote & six AG13 button batteries for the bullet. The N battery slipped quite easily into the remote with a sliding back, but I had a difficult time getting them in the bullet, which twists open. First, it did not indicate which way the batteries should face, and then it is hard to line-up the top and bottom perfectly so that the seam does not gap. Finally, with a little manipulation and patience, I got it.

Smell and taste-free, the bullet and remote are both made of plastic with Luv Touch coating that makes them feel satin-soft like a rose petal, much like my Lelo Siri's silicone. All pieces are phthalates-free, latex-free, and body-safe. The pieces are completely firm with no drag what-so-ever. The bullet does not require much lube, if any at all. There is a small seam that runs around the toy to put the top and bottom together, but it is not felt during use as long as the two pieces are connected tightly.

The bullet is a bit fatter than most standard bullets, coming in just under the size of a small egg. It features a 1.25” diameter and is 2” long. I like this size better than my smaller bullets because it carries the vibrations better and stimulates more than just one small part of my clit at a time. It has a thin 3.5” retrieval cord on the bottom that you can put your wrist through so the toy can't accidentally slip out of your hand during play, or could be used to retrieve the bullet should you insert it. I do not recommend inserting anally as the cord could become dislodged making the toy impossible to remove without a visit to your local emergency room.

The remote control is 2.5” long with a flat oval shape that fits perfectly to the palm of my hand. It has a small white Pipedream's emblem in the middle and sitting just above that are the remotes two buttons. The top one is the power button that will quickly turn the bullet on and off. The bottom button scrolls through the bullet's 10 modes. I really like that the remote has a red light on the top that flashes to confirm the modes have been changed so when you are using this with a partner there is no guessing if the controls have been pushed hard enough…especially when slippery fingers may be involved. Another great feature? Waterproof! Well, the bullet is anyway, so either find a mode you like or have your partner help you cycle to orgasm.
The vibrations are strongest at the top half of the bullet and dissipate toward the base. The vibrations themselves are a moderate intensity, but are the deep rumbly variety that carry well. While this little guy is not a power-house that will get off power-queens like myself, he works great as a tease or warm-up and would probably be perfect for those with sensitive clits. Especially with the variety of modes, such as:

1) 1111111111111.……….. Steady low vibration
2) 2222222222222.……….. Steady medium vibration
3) 3333333333333.……….. Steady high vibration
4) 1112223331112.……….. Steady escalating from low to high
5) 123 123 123 123.………. Low to high pulse
6) 333 333 333 333.………. High steady pulse
7) 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3.……….. Fast high pulse
8) 11 22 33 11 22 3.………. Increasing intensity steady pulse
9) 3333333 333333..……… Long high pulses
10) 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 ..…….. Fast medium pulse
Your bullet can be used with any lube or lotion and cleaned with mild soap and warm water. Because the remote is not water-proof, I recommend cleaning him with toy cleaner cloths. To sanitize, simply wipe with rubbing alcohol or a 10% bleach solution. He is not a lint collector and is small and discreet enough to store anywhere, but I recommend adding a toy pouch to your order so you can keep him close-by, like in a nightstand or dresser!
Follow-up commentary
What I really don't like about this bullet is that after the first couple times using it, it starting eating batteries like crazy, sometimes not even lasting an entire session! And since it takes watch-style batteries, I never have back-ups in stock.
I really like the concept of the wireless remote vibe, but I think I'll look for one that is rechargeable!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Remote control bullet tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Foreplay
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
    • Thighs
Do you like this review?
  • Lady Venus
    I adore the Luv Touch material. great review!
  • Shellz31
    Great review. Not so keen on the battery sizes. I like how you did the vibration section.
  • Pleasure Piratess
    Thank you! I would like to take all the credit, but I actually seen it done somewhere else before. I thought it was really great because I got a true feel for what they were trying to describe. Hope they don't mind the copy!!
    I'm not crazy about the battery size either. I wish companies would try to stick to standard sizes.
  • buzzvibe
    Yeah, too bad about the odd batteries it takes. I'm another big fan of the Luv Touch surface. Awesome review!
  • KrystalFayeO
    sounds nice! great review =)
  • KrystalFayeO
    sounds nice! great review =)
  • Stujen
    Great review
  • C4ss
    Great review. Thanks!
  • Passionate Pastor
    Great review thanks for the heads up about the batteries.
  • Velocifero
    Thanks for the review; the way you wrote out the vibration patterns is interesting and may be something I try in my own reviews in the future. Too bad about the follow-up, though!
  • Pleasure Piratess
    Thank you!
  • Valentinka
    seems nice ) thank you for this review!
  • Booty Boop
    Thanks for your review.
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