Velvet purple pill - egg vibrator by Orion - review by Naughty Student

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The velvet purple pill is a great fall back toy. It's a great shower buddy for those impromptu quickies and it gets the job done fairly well. Although it is powerful and has nice rumbly type of vibrations they seem the be hollow and can sometimes be unsatisfying, especially when on a orgasm triathlon.
Waterproof, four levels of vibration, uses AA batteries
weird hollow-ish vibrations
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Bullet vibrators, like the Velvet Purple Pill are a must in any women's toy box. Every woman should own at least one pocket rocket, one traditional vibe, a rabbit and a bullet.

It's the type of vibe that is very discreet looking, isn't very intimidating like a realistic toy would be and it is small, making it a great toy for traveling.

It can stimulate any part of the body, with light teasing vibrations or stronger vibrations if needed. It is great for stimulating the nipples and perineum.

This is the type of toy that can easily be pulled out when you need a little extra something to be able to orgasm. It is a lot of fun in the shower and it is just as fun in bed.

The Velvet Purple Pill, is for someone who is looking for a low priced bullet that is completely waterproof and does a decent job of stimulating the clitoris/glans/perineum. There are better options out there, so I would recommend this for beginners, mostly to see if they enjoy using a bullet, or for the advanced user who is looking for a cheap option that does a decent job.
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The velvet purple pill is made of plastic and is covered by PU coating, similar to velvet coat. It doesn't have much of a smell or taste.

It is velvety soft, holds onto lube very well, and is compatible with all lubes. It is sort of grabby without lube, which I enjoy, since it easily grabs onto and moves the delicate skin around my clitoris.

Since it is phthalates free you don't need to worry about allergic reactions. It is a slightly porous toy so if you intend on sharing it, slip it into a condom.

Design / Shape / Size

The handle is ergonomic, easy to hold onto and it is easy to manipulate the buttons. It has an up and down arrow on a silver control panel on the front. There are four little circles with the numbers 1-4 to indicate the vibration intensity level.

The cord is about 31 inches long and the bullet is about 1 inch and 2/5th's in diameter. There are little pieces of plastic that cover the bullet hole where the cord exits the bullet and the hole where the cord enters the control pack. It also has an o-ring in the battery compartment which makes it waterproof.

The egg bullet is slighlty smaller than an actual small egg would be. It has a pointier tip and a wide body. So if you need more pinpoint stimulation you need to hold the egg in the right way. Personally, I think that the shape of this egg is awkward to use and hold onto. It is more for those who prefer wide surface area vibrations compared to more pinpoint vibrations. It is easier to hold on it's side rather than to hold it so the tip is on the clit.

It is very easy to hide in a purse, and it is very light. I recommend leaving the batteries out to avoid having the toy turn on if it moves around in your purse, or bag.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

It has four levels of vibrations, no patterns. To cycle through them you simply push the up button to go up all the levels. To turn it off you must push the down button until it goes off. The controls are self-explanatory, easy to use, but an instant off button is always of great value and is lacking in this case. Red lights appear at the vibration level you set it at.

The first level is a very low deep rumbly type of vibration and it progressively increases to the fourth level which is much stronger. I would say it is equivalent to the Siri in intensity but the type vibration is significantly different.

The vibrations sort of feel empty. The vibrations seem to come from deep in the bullet and seem kind of hollow to me. It is pretty powerful and does a good job of making me orgasm, however, the vibrations are a little odd.

In the shower it works very well. I haven't submerged it in the bath but I have used it for shower sexy time and it works really well. I haven't had any issues with water getting either in the control pack or bullet egg. Which I was very pleased of seeing as that was the main reason why I got this bullet.

In terms of the loudness factor it can definitely be heard through the covers and perhaps through a closed door, if the house is exceptionally quiet. In the shower no one will notice.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

I simply use sex toy cleaner and wipe it down. Most times I use a wipe which I store in my sex toy drawer. It is more convenient than having to get a washcloth, when I'm wiped out with pleasure.

It's easy to clean and easy to store.


I have been enjoying this toy mostly in the shower.

With our topsy turvy schedules, my partner and I have been getting intimate in the shower, of all places. Since I have a hard time orgasming standing up and I was interested in getting something that I or my partner could easily hold between my thighs to help us along; this seemed to fit the bill.

Although it is a great shower buddy and it is powerful enough to make me orgasm, I feel it is lacking. I have tried other bullets that are narrower and they provide more satisfying vibrations than the egg shaped type of bullet.

When I masturbate, I tend to go for minimum 3 orgasms. This toy was able to bring there and beyond but each orgasm I had was not deep enough to where I knew my orgasms could go. It works, but it could be better.
Follow-up commentary
It's not that I hate it now but I have not played with this bullet as much as I was anticipating I would when I purchased it.

I whip it out occasionally, as I like having variety and I try to go through a rotation of the toys in my sex toy drawer. However my desire to use it has been extremely diminshed.

Mostly, I think it is due to the bizarre "empty" feeling it has. The vibrations are not as intense as they should be for a plastic toy. I am not sure if all egg shaped bullets have this "empty" vibration or if this is a flaw of the velvet purple pill alone but it is very disapointing.

I imagine a bullet with a narrower (is this a word?) width would be more satisfying in comparison.
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