This Pleaser's more of a teaser

My Pleaser is a modestly-sized toy that is intended for vaginal insertion with simultaneous anal and clitoral stimulation. It doesn't really matter which thin, flexible "arm" you use for stimulation, they're both exactly the same and allow for minimal vibrations to travel through to these sensitive areas. The nubbed shaft also works great for teasing your labia and clitoris.

My Pleaser could potentially be used for anal penetration, if you don't mind one arm being superfluous, and are using a condom.

My Pleaser is made up of mostly TPE, with an ABS cap. The TPE is pliable but rigid. It has some give and softens up a bit as it gets warmer, but the nubbies and ridges on the main shaft are quite solid. This results in a very texture-laden experience. I am ambivalent towards the texture (it didn't do much for me, but it also didn't detract from the experience either). But if you are not a fan of texture, I don't think this toy would be very pleasurable for you, as the nubs are very noticeable. The ridges directly below the nubs are not nearly as pronounced, I barely noticed them during use.

The small arms of the toy are pretty firm, and snap back into place when stretched or flexed. The material allows for some of the vibrations to be felt in these arms, but not a whole lot. I could feel the vibrations, but not enough to get me off.

The TPE does give off a bit of a chemical smell, but I didn't find it to be overbearing, and after washing it for the first time, I had to put my nose very close to even notice it. As for taste, I don't find it particularly offensive, just like having a rubbery toy in your mouth.

I find that the design of this toy makes it much better than other triple stimulators I've tried. I love that the arms are much smaller than the main shaft, and therefore don't get in the way. So you don't have to worry as much about placing the toy just so, and you're more free to move about and try different angles.

I am also quite happy with the decision to have the bullet at the end of the shaft. This makes so much more sense to me, not only because the vibrations are better felt, but because it provides a more bulbous head, which I enjoy.

My Pleaser's length, in my opinion, is just right. At 5 1/2" long (4 1/2" of that being insertable) it's long enough to be satisfying, but not so long that beginners wouldn't enjoy it. The 1 3/8" diameter also ensures a stimulating experience.

My Pleaser is not terribly discreet, but it's pretty easy to hide, given that it's about the length of my hand.

The color is a nice, vibrant pink that, while not discreet, is cute to look at. I like that it's transparent, so you can see inside the toy.

With the rather sizable bullet located in the head of the shaft, you are able to fully appreciate all of the power you get for one measly AAA battery. I was shocked and I was... rocked. I would never have thought that one tiny battery could do so much, and could last so long, I am still on the original battery I put in!

The single button control is located on the end of the toy, it's the cap for the waterproof battery compartment. This makes it simple to turn on and cycle through the three levels of vibration, then turn off, even in the shower with wet or lubed hands.

The vibrations may be surprisingly strong, but I don't find it terrible noisy. You could probably hear it in the next room in a quiet house, but the running shower muffles the noise nicely.

TPE can't really be sterilized or disinfected, so make sure you wash it well in warm soapy water, especially between the nubbies, where your silicone or water-based lube and whatnot is easily caught. It's waterproof with the cap tightly closed and the TPE doesn't pull away from the main plastic battery housing. It's sealed very well, so no worries about leaks when washing.

I store My Pleaser in its original packaging, simply because it's easier to keep lint away from it without having to fuss with prying it out of a plastic bag.

My Pleaser comes in your basic plastic clamshell with a single leaf serving as information and decoration. There aren't any instructions other than to wash before use, and to remove the battery when not in use. The couple on the front are very innocent. Once the toy is removed, you can see that they're even fully-clothed, so it's not trashy or raunchy at all.

While I like this reinvention of your typical triple stimulation toy, it's still not perfect to me. I wish there was a way for the vibrations to travel down the arms better, as more anal and clitoral stimulation would have been wonderful. Both were kind of lacking.