Royal jester - g-spot vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by queertastic

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This toy is a royal letdown!

If you're looking for a toy that is wonderful at teasing your most intimate body parts, I'd recommend this one. If you're looking for a toy to help you find that magical G-spot, look elsewhere. If you want to try out a new toy material but don't want to pay for an expensive silicone toy, this toy is my number one pick!
Great for teasing any part of the body, inexpensive silicone toy.
Couldn't find my G-spot, batteries difficult to get into toy.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This toy is a great ‘warm-up' and great for teasing my clit and nipples, however, when it came to finding my G-spot, the toy failed miserably. The tip of the toy is very small, which is the major downfall and is probably why I was unable to find my G-spot. Although the ridges feel good inside, I was unable to find my G-spot no matter how long I tried (about 45 minutes). Even though the toy failed to help me find my G-spot, I have had many an amazing orgasm by just using this particular toy on my clit.

I have a few complaints about this toy. The battery pack is poorly designed. You have to fit two AA batteries into a small compartment and then insert that into the toy. There have been times I have had difficulty getting batteries into the toy and remembering which way to insert the batteries in (there is no diagram on the outside battery pack!).

I can honestly say that I've never owned an electric-lime-green toy. I like the color a lot; however, there is a noticeable odor from the toy once it is out of the package. I sat the toy out in the sun and washed it a few times. The odor is now gone.

Another plus is that this toy can be enjoyed in the shower. =) I've never owned a waterproof toy. All I have to say is damn! You think that this toy is fun for stimulating your most sensitive parts, add water and you will cum in no time.

The vibrations of the toy are strong and transmit well through the material. This toy is made out of silicone (one of the safest toy materials on the market). Cleaning the toy is fairly straightforward. Be sure not to use silicone based lubricants with this toy, otherwise you'll corrode the material. Although silicone is not porous, which is one of the many reasons it is so safe, it is best to use a condom each time with any toy you use. If you are going to use a condom with this toy, be sure that you purchase un-lubricated condoms due to the fact that some condoms have silicone lubricant.

Speaking of condoms, this toy makes an interesting butt plug. The ridges are pleasurable when inserted and the vibrations drove me wild. The toy is the perfect size for a beginner or for an intermediate player. As usual, always be sure to use a condom when exploring anal play!
Follow-up commentary
This toy is great for teasing my girlfriend. The pointed nub at the end of the toy(although not great for g-spot stimulation) is most excellent for teasing body parts such as nipples, her clitoris and other sensitive body parts. This toy does not live up to the g-spot stimulation it was designed to, but is still a fun item for foreplay.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • College students
    • Group situations
    • Long / extended session
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Teasing a partner
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Dorm room/campus living
    • Shower
  • Kayla
    I'm sorry it wasn't as amazing as you'd hoped. I always hate it when toys are like that.
  • Holly Hox
    It doesn't even look to me like it is shaped to hit your g-spot. What a bummer. It looks fun.
  • ......
    Thanks for the review!
  • queertastic
    Thanks for the responses. =)

    Kay - I hate it too.

    Holly - I know! I was curious so I decided to try it.

    Newme - You're welcome. =)
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