Mini mega massager power bullet - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by Graendil55

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Torpedo Fails to Launch

Overall this is something I would only recommend to those looking for not too much power, and are looking for a cheap toy to travel with. If you get off really easy, this could be the toy for you, but for those who require a little more power, it's a failure.
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Pros:
Small size, wrist strap=convenient, easy to clean, easy during intercourse.
Cons:
Dial base didn't work, loud for such a small toy, watch batteries=not long life.
Rating by reviewer:
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extremely useful review
When my new mini mega massager power bullet finally arrived in the mail, after what seemed to be an eternity I was thoroughly excited. My first 'surprise me'! Upon opening the mailing box, I was stunned by how little it was. The torpedo-shaped purple bullet is barely the length of your palm, and about the circumference of a middle finger. The size makes it perfect to throw in your purse when you go on trips, as it's easy to hide. It's a rich purple color with little shimmers in it, tapered to a nice point, making insertion easy. The wrist strap is a huge bonus, making it easy to hold on to, both during solo play and during intercourse. When it comes to waterproof, this toy does as well as can be expected, I suppose. A trip in the shower didn't effect it.

I loved the fact that it came with its own watch batteries (six in fact), but I've never had much luck with toys that require them. Therefore, I had my reservations. I was disappointed. When the second battery went in, the mini mega massager power bullet immediately flared into life, and to my chagrin the dial base didn't work - at all. After several minutes of use, I took out the batteries and they fair nigh burned my hand, they were so hot. I let them cool, and again to my disgruntlement upon placing the first battery inside it roared to life again!

Beware the noise. For such a small vibe is it very noisy; it's a strong buzz that can hurt your ears after a long time. It can be heard from under a thick comforter, and through a wall, but not as clearly. It's not a strong vibration at all, and I couldn't get off with it, even when I combined it when one of my traditional vibrators. Cleaning of this vibe is simple: a quick wash with hot soapy water, or a few squirts of my personal favorite Brand Spankin' Toy Cleaner, and you're good to go. As it's plastic, it works well with silicone, oil, and water-based lubricants.

Overall this is something I would only recommend to those looking for not too much power, and are looking for a cheap toy to travel with. If you get off really easy this could be the toy for you, but for those who require a little more power, it's a failure.
Follow-up commentary
In less than a day after I received this, and first used it, the wrist strap broke off and the dial base splintered. It is now completely dysfunctional, and I would not recommend this to anyone.
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  • Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
    Thanks for a great review. I'm sorry to hear this sounds like such a poorly constructed product.
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