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Emoji is a fun, compact bullet that you can take with you traveling and be worry-free. It is a bit noisy, so if you want to play with an open door, I would caution against it. It doesn't have a strong vibration all the way through the toy and because it's a pretty small toy and I found that to be a bit sad. Emoji is a bullet that I would recommend to beginners because it can be a little disappointing for the more advanced, but overall it's a great toy.
-Great for beginners
-Multiple functions
-Not as strong of vibrations
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review

First impression

When Emoji came in the mail, and I got it out of its packaging, my first thought was how cute this bullet is. It's adorable, and I could not wait to try it out because it's so colorful and fun looking. The packaging for this eggplant toy consisted of a plain brown box, very discreet, with some packaging paper and the toy itself was just a little plastic bag. There was no instructions or extras, just the toy in a bag.
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First Use

The first time I used this toy, it was by myself soon after receiving it, but I can see the joys in using it for partner play. The great thing about bullets is the fact that you can find the best angle for its vibrations and direct it to your sweet spot. As for my first experience with this toy, I found it to be a smidgen awkward to hold, but once I figured it out, Emoji was pretty straight forward to use. It has seven vibration patterns, so it was also fun to explore all of those on the first romp around with it.

Further Experience

The functions of Emoji definitely help this toy bring you pleasure as they can mix things up for you instead of a steady vibration (don't worry, it has 2 steady vibrations if you are into that). Because this toy is made of silicone, it is very soft and nice to the touch. I have never used lube with this toy, mostly because I haven't used it for insertion, but if that is your intention, please, use water-based lube, just to keep this fun little eggplant safe and not ruin the silicone. It's cute, and it's fun, and I haven't needed to use any extras to reach that "O".

Vibration Map

This toy can pack a pretty strong vibration; it isn't the strongest I've felt, but it's solid. The strongest vibrations are felt at the head of the toy with the vibrations dying out to low about halfway down. For the purpose of the seven dynamic vibration patterns, the strong vibrations may not be as strong as one would hope, but they are strong compared to the other vibrations of Emoji. The seven functions of this toy are: 1. A continuous medium vibration 2. A continuous strong vibration 3. Pulsing at a medium pace 4. A long vibration followed by a couple of medium pulses 5. A slow pulse that jumps to a medium pulse before jumping to a fast pulse 6. A really long low-medium vibration before a few (4-6) fast pulses 7. A really fast pulse (5-7) followed by a long vibration.
  • Very mild, low level vibration
  • Moderate vibration
  • Strong and easily felt vibration

Orgasm Intensity

Emoji is a very simple toy, and with its functions, you can easily bring yourself to orgasm if you like clitoral stimulation with vibrations. The end "O" for me is always a calm, kind of lazy orgasm; it hasn't been seeing stars, I-need-a-minute-to-remember-my-name orgasm, but it's nice. The best tip I can give is to use the tip because that's where all the vibrations come from or get a partner to play with you.
Follow-up commentary
While my original review shows that I rated this toy at 3 stars, I still liked the product. It has its disappointments, and a few more now that I've gotten to play around with it. But despite that, I still like this toy and still find it to be adorable. The new cons I've discovered with Emoji are:
-It sucks the life out of batteries; if you leave a battery in for three days it'll be close to completely dead, without turning the toy on. It's good practice to remove the battery after play, but sometimes we forget. But even if you do remove the battery, every time it will still die quickly.
-green piece at the top can get water stuck up in it and, at least with mine, it led to it popping off. Now it is extremely easy to slide it back on and in a way makes clean it a lot easier, so it's not the end of the world type of thing. But it is showing off not the best craftsmanship, which is disappointing.
Despite these new discoveries, I would still recommend this bullet for beginners, I still find it cute and portable, and it's still just a solid little bullet that's fun.
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