Water pearls - traditional vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Cynnisin

Let me begin by saying I have never used a completely solid vibe before; in the past, all my toys have been made of silicone or rubber, soft flexible materials. I pondered the wondrous possibilities that could come from my first experience with a solid vibe.

When it arrived, I ripped it from its package and gave it a quick inspection. I have to say this is a very pretty vibe. Mine is a lovely shade of hot pink; the plastic is molded smooth as silk with a pearlesque teardrop shaped head that tapers into ripples that continue all the way to the base.

One of the coolest things about this vibe I noticed almost immediately is instead of one of those troublesome dials, it has a simple single push button to toggle through all seven different settings, which consist of varying patterns of vibrations mostly in rhythmic pulses. Two of these settings are solid vibrations at different speeds. The down fall is having to scroll through all the settings to find which one might be your favorite.

I popped some batteries in to experiment and test all of the settings, and as soon as I turned it on, all I could think of was "I hope I don't chip my teeth." I’m not kidding; even on the mildest setting, the vibrations of this toy are very intense. I was later to find out they were more than I could handle. However, I discovered that the Water Pearls is alot of fun even without the vibe turned on. It worked very well at just the right angle to hit my g-spot, and the bump bump bump of the shaft left me quivering with a grin from ear to ear.

Buyer be warned this baby buzzes like a box full of angry hornets. Just as an experiment, I left the Water Pearls on and walked into the next room; I could still hear the faint whirring of the motor. You might want to wait until there is no one in earshot before you crank this vibe up.

Because of the seismic vibrations, this toy puts out I have to give it five vrooms, and the extremely loud motor earns it a whopping five bees. I have to give the Water Pearls two stars, not the best toy I ever had but not quite the worst either.