Pleasure tops - rabbit vibrator discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by curiousnwilling

When a friend showed me a picture of The Cone (a vibrator no longer produced), I fell in love a little bit. I'm not exactly sure why, but the design really spoke to me. Unfortunately, by the time I found this site, The Cone was no longer being produced. I was so sad at the idea of never getting the toy I'd always wanted. But then I found this toy.

"Gee whiz!," I thought (OK, no I didn't really think that). "This is a cone vibrator WITH a clitoral attachment. How fantastic!" So I bought a Pleasure Tops.

I wanted this toy to work. I REALLY wanted this toy to work. I've never used a rabbit before, in large part due to the reviews that I had read on this site: "This rabbit just doesn't work with my body"; "While it's really powerful, it doesn't quite fit my body"; "A really great toy if it fits to your body."

Why exactly, I wondered, would someone buy a toy that doesn't work with the vast majority of women's bodies? Why would anyone produce that kind of specialized toy? I never did figure out an answer to those questions. What I did figure out is that this is just like a rabbit.

So to use this toy, I set it on my bed and squatted down. I didn't have a problem with that. I liked the idea of a variation on the traditional vibe. But the clitoral thumb/arm thing didn't actually hit my clitoris, and no matter how much I bent and pulled and adjusted, it just wouldn't hit my clitoris.

When I wanted to increase the vibration speed, I realized that the knob to adjust speed was on the bottom of the toy. Meaning I had to, while in a slightly awkward squat, slightly raise myself up and reach underneath the toy. It was so difficult to adjust the speed to the point where I would just set it to a higher setting at the beginning so that I didn't have to be bothered with it.

This toy is a huge hassle and, while I loved the cone inspiration, I just can’t give this toy a seal of approval.

I still don't use this toy. I really had high expectations for it. I haven't used it since I bought it.